Laughs »The 15 Best Quotes From Justin Bieber’s Autobiography

Pizza, Pranks, Chuck Norris!

I know this brilliantly presented collection of quotes on Buzzfeed is supposed to make you glad you didn’t have to read the autobiography Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story, but it just endears me to him (for the first time – I wasn’t even swayed by his CSI appearance and I’ve never heard a song of his that wasn’t slowed down 800%). I mean he LOVES pizza, pranks, and Chuck Norris sooooo much!! It reminds me of another great personal story, Ice by Ice: The Vanilla Ice Story in His Own Words (now I am wondering where my copy of that went to). Honestly, I just added it to my amazon wish list.

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Posted on October 15, 2010

Laughs »What Phish Sounds Like To People That Hate Phish

Possibly The Shortest Phish Song Ever

Maybe this will help Jim to understand why forcing guests to listen to the “best” Phish album at my birthday party is not only totally uncool but downright cruel.

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Posted on October 14, 2010

Laughs »Stair Dance to Stardom

Dance Tribute

If you know me, you know I love Stairway to Stardom (what a shame that it doesn’t air anymore!!). So if a dance troupe is going to by tribute to little Melissa Ann Ledwon‘s original sparkly sleeve and top hat dance routine, I am all about it. Thanks Mike for sending the link.

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Posted on October 7, 2010

Laughs »P I Z Z A

Slowed Down Olsen Twins

Thanks to Steve, of Team Assignment for linking to this awesome, slowed down version of an Olsen Twins ode to pizza. It’s the latest in slowed down pre teen pop (see Bieber slowed down 800 percent) that results in something way more amazing than the straight to VHS song could ever dream to aspire to. I think Biz Markie should cover this.

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Posted on October 5, 2010

Laughs »Vagina Bubbles From Hell

from The Female Ninja Magic Chronicles

This mind blowing scene from The Female Ninja Magic Chronicles has been making the internet rounds and makes it clear that I have to find a copy of this series.

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Posted on September 26, 2010

Laughs »Imaginings Of The Smurfs Movies

At Rotating Corpse

Mount Smurfmore, the Blue Man group, Josh Duhamel, purple epidemics, hip hop cruises, gut busting pizzas, and a new Wimpy Smurf voiced by Woody Allen. These are all things you will not see in The Smurfs movie that comes out this holiday season

You will find them all in Rotating Corpse’s latest collaborative project though.

It’s still wildly stunning to me that a 3D animated/live action Smurfs movie is actually happening so I decided to ask all the Rotating Corpse contributers tell me what they would do if they were in charge of the project.

The results will blow your mind, probably as much as Hank Azaria’s will be blown once he realizes what he’s done.

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Posted on September 18, 2010

Laughs »Hedo Rick

on Youtube, Originally from Black Beach Week

W. O. W. wow. Thanks you Jonny for introducing me to “Hedo” Rick, a man who has been to the swingers adults only playground Hedonism II forty times. The reason? Well, I’ll let him explain it before launching into a dance that will evoke very strong, possibly terrible feelings in you.

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Posted on September 12, 2010

Laughs »Jessica’s “Daily Affirmation”

on Youtube

The curly haired tot, Jessica from this popular viral video is so adorable. There are days where I wish I could muster this kind of optimistic enthusiasm to start my day.

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Posted on September 5, 2010

Laughs »Heavy Metal Puppy

on Funny or Die

I love this. So metal.

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Posted on August 29, 2010

Laughs »Epic Duck Face

Sexy Face, Down Pat

I may be late in discovering this but Epic Duck Face is truly… epic and an excellent use of the animated gif. Another animated gif favorite of mine? The Mariah Carey boob sweat sniff… which I sadly can’t find anymore 🙁

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Posted on August 22, 2010