from The Female Ninja Magic Chronicles
This mind blowing scene from The Female Ninja Magic Chronicles has been making the internet rounds and makes it clear that I have to find a copy of this series.
from The Female Ninja Magic ChroniclesThis mind blowing scene from The Female Ninja Magic Chronicles has been making the internet rounds and makes it clear that I have to find a copy of this series.
on Youtube, Originally from Black Beach WeekW. O. W. wow. Thanks you Jonny for introducing me to “Hedo” Rick, a man who has been to the swingers adults only playground Hedonism II forty times. The reason? Well, I’ll let him explain it before launching into a dance that will evoke very strong, possibly terrible feelings in you.
on YoutubeThe curly haired tot, Jessica from this popular viral video is so adorable. There are days where I wish I could muster this kind of optimistic enthusiasm to start my day.
on Funny or DieI love this. So metal.
Sexy Face, Down PatI may be late in discovering this but Epic Duck Face is truly… epic and an excellent use of the animated gif. Another animated gif favorite of mine? The Mariah Carey boob sweat sniff… which I sadly can’t find anymore 🙁
at Everything is Terrible!Brought to my attention by friend Luke, and featured on Everything is Terrible! This is indeed the world’s most action packed movie. Which, if you’re curious means lots of gun shots, punching, screaming and a man being beaten with his own severed arm of course.
Both Terrible AdviceThis Flirting with Magic video is kind of a tamer version of the insane and hilarious Found Footage gem, How to Seduce Women Through Hypnosis.
on youtubePraise the… lord? Nope, Angel of Death!

Another gem that I first discovered courtesy of the Found Footage Festival, age defying (or perhaps “age confusing”) home made pop star Jan Terri is phenomenal. Her list of cable access hits such as Losing You, Get Down Goblin, Journey to Mars, Little Brother, and Baby Blues are catchy, mind blowing and rather touching in their earnestness.
The world needs more Jans! And, to be prefectly honest, her voice kind of sounds like a Runaways-era hit maker.
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Children’s Books Through the Eyes of WernerI adore anything to do with Werner Herzog so the idea of him lending his existential fatalism to children’s books makes me happy. I kind of wish they had gotten the actual Herzog, just because I adore his voice and even a decent impersonation doesn’t compare, still that’s splitting hairs, and comedian Ryan Iverson does get the language right as he expounds on the maturing rituals of young French girls. By the way I also found this video of Herzog shrugs off a bullet wound mid interview. The man is insane and wonderful!
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