Songs »Crimson and Clover

Well sir, what do you fancy? Snarling, leather girl punk pop, or are you feeling a bit more psychedelic and peace lovingly dreamy? The beauty of Crimson and Clover is that you can have it both ways! Choose the cover by Joan Jett and the Black Hearts or the original number one hit by Tommy James and the Shondells.
The lyrics are as simple as they are scant:

Now I don't hardly know her
But I think I could love her
Well if she come walkin' over
Now I been waitin' to show her
My mind's such a sweet thing
I wanna do everything
What a beautiful feeling

The rest is just “Crimson and Clover, over and over”.
And over and over and over.

While looking for up the?lyrics I found this nerdy fact:
“In the PC game Heroes of Might and Magic 2, there was a playable map based on this song. When the entire map was viewed in the overhead window, it looked like a green clover on a red background.”
The worlds I am missing out on by being a mac-only nerd…

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Posted on August 4, 2008

Laughs »Wendy’s Rap

wendy's rap grill skillsThis Grill Skills Wendy's training video is totally legitimate, I even knew a guy who knew a guy who had to go through the teenage humiliation of not only working at Wendy's but having to learn “grill skills” from a terrible rapper designed to be identifiable to teens (as opposed to boring “old man” Dave Thomas reading from a teleprompter) who doesn't even rhyme:

“A towel for keeping your station clean
But most of all you have to have your… tools!”

Other words of wisdom of what to do with those tools (aside from playing rapping air guitar like the guy in the video):

“It takes about four minutes to cook
But just to make sure, you can have a look
Use your tool and double check
It should by gray and moist to be correct”

Ugh. Grey… and moist… uck. How could anyone use those two words to describe food as “correct”?

If you can't catch all the lyrics the first time around, no worries. Each step is belabored in semi rap duet as the white kid tries his hand at the grill station while the rapper yells “all right” behind him. The inane rhymes (or semi rhymes) are made far more embarrassing this way.

Do Enjoy, but “Don't touch it with your finger, cause that's a big no no!”

And by the way, it's in two parts and is pretty long, but I recommend you watch it all if you want to see burger patties with big purple lady lips yelling at you about what to do to them.

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Posted on August 4, 2008

Laughs »Jim Lehrer Birthday Party

jim lehrer birthday partyKids get into weird things. I got into Frank Frazetta super early, wanted to be Ray Parker Jr once for Halloween. I also went through a big 1950s phase (what kid can resist the dynamic duo of River & Corey in Stand by Me and the atmosphere of Fuddruckers?).

An ex of mine had a boyhood crush on Paula Poundstone. Mike recalls a kid in his class who, never having heard of Star Wars (which everyone else was way into) donned the lone Dune backpack in kindergarten.

I had a cousin who wanted to be a house when he grew up and I heard about a little girl that wanted to be a bagel for Halloween.. Yep, kids can get into pretty weird stuff.

But perhaps the weirdest and funniest is the young Mr. Henry Schally, young as in three years old. He's so obsessed with Jim Lehrer, who he calls “Jimmy Jimmy Bo Bo”, that his parents had to throw a NewsHour birthday party for the tot.

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Posted on July 28, 2008

TV Shows »Coogan’s Run

What's one to do when a favorite comedian presents a lame, unfunny show? Remember better days. In my case, the favorite comedian is Steve Coogan, the unfunny show is Dr Terrible's House of Horrible (which by the way, I went to great lengths to obtain) and the better days are called Coogan's Run.

I admit, not every bit in this series of long form character sketches is a winner. A Handyman for All Seasons, for example, is curiously unfunny. The best bits, which include The Curator, where Coogan plays the ginger bearded Tim Fleck, shy curator of a boring museum that is threatened to by the take over of a highwayman-themed steak restaurant chain; and Natural Born Quizzers, where Coogan and Patrick Marber play deranged brothers out for one last shot at television quiz show stardom, are also curious. Not exactly laugh out loud, it's a more subtle and odd brand of comedy.

Coogan also plays some of him most beloved characters here, Paul Calf and his sister, the stars of the impeccable Paul and Pauline Calf's Video Diaries are the main attraction of this series. And while it's true that both that series and other Coogan showcases (The Day Today, I'm Alan Partridge) are superior to this one, Coogan's Run is an interesting forerunner to today's new wince inducing comedy, particulalry The Office.

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Albums »In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

neutral milk hotel aeroplane over the seaIn the Aeroplane Over the Sea is one of those rare times where I not only dipped my toe in the indie rock pool, but dove in for a swim. Eerie and disturbingly pretty, Jeff Magnum's screamy, insistent lullaby whining spins timeless tales of sadness and loss.

In one song he sings about young love with an abused girl:

“And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder
And your dad would throw the garbage all across the floor
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for”

in another he is lamenting a beloved Holocaust victim:

“The only girl I've ever loved
Was born with roses in her eyes
But then they buried her alive
One evening
1945
With just her sister at her side
And only weeks before the guns
All came and rained on everyone”

The songs, like the striking album art are ancient and modern, creepy and beautiful. It's a unique listening experience and one unlikely to be repeated. All the band members have been busy with other projects and a third release looks unlikely.

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Posted on July 28, 2008

Books »Play Pen New Children’s Book Illustration

play pen new children's book illustrationWe've been finding just so much inspiration at work from the compilation Play Pen: New Children's Book Illustration by Martin Salisbury. It's irresistible bright yellow cover (with a bold Marc Boutavant illustration) holds inside some of the most creative and appealing talents working today, and many of them might not be familiar to you.

Boutavant, for instance, is a French artist who's work is simply amazing. His happy illustrations have appeared in The Times, The New Yorker, New York Magazine, Martha Stewart, et al; but his work featured in Play Pen (including this spectacular drawing for a jigsaw puzzle) are from lesser known sources.

Other favorites include: Meng Chia Lai with her eerie, messy and child-like non digital pieces; Kveta Pacovska's bold, funky, almost deconstructivist work; the vivid woodblock prints of Isabelle Vandenabeele; and the outstanding paper collages from Istvan Schritter; I could go on and on.

The greatest thing about this book is seeing all the unique voices. Sure there are trends (retro, paper cutouts, photo montage to name a few), but it's nice to see so many people working in their very own styles, which is sometimes a rarity in the art world.

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Movies »Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

valerie and her week of wondersHow do I describe Valerie and Her Week of Wonders? Well, it's part 70's art house, part vampire erotica, part surreal fairytale of sexual awakening, and all weird. Which is, of course, the allure. You're highly unlikely to see anything else quite like it, largely because it only bears a vague resemblance to a typical movie–it's more like a parade of entrancing images that are as easy to look at as they are difficult to make sense out of. This trailer really only hints at what you can expect.

Czech new wave director Jaromil Jires seems to be half pervert–he's got a huge soft spot for young ladies (including thirteen year old star Jaroslava Schallerova) barely contained within their gauzy lace frocks–and half aesthetic genius. No one can compose frames of nudity and nature, blood and wildflowers, lace curtains and breasts, and over-saturated fields of wheat traversed by nuns like this guy can–these are images that could be framed on a wall and this odd and controversial film is at times elevated to high surreal art. I can imagine W Magazine doing an editorial based on this film, if only anyone on staff was film nerdy enough to seek it out.

But what do all the pretty pictures add up to? Well, on one hand, not much more than an oddly paced, head scratching “it was all a dream?” type fantasy; but, on the other, it's hard to deny that there's some indescribable and creepily intriguing (like an ominous abstract painting) that you can't quite put your finger on–and you don't even want to, really, because it's just so profoundly weird that it's pretty much impenetrable to analysis.

Aside from the visuals, the plot too (as much of it as you can piece together), has some neat elements. The cast of characters is pretty wild, there's The Weasel, the town's ghostly and David Lynchian eerie vampire master; Eagle his frequently tortured (both physically and emotionally) son with incestuous longings for Valerie; Granny, who is willing to trade her granddaughter for eternal youth and is always dressed amazingly in white stiff collared dresses, black net fingerless gloves, black jodhopers, and severe complex up-dos; and, of course, there's Valerie, the nubile teen who imagines all this nonsense (which includes a burning at the stakes and a chicken plague) with the aide of a pair of magical earrings.

We found it mind blowing that this oddity was actually based on a novel (written in 1935 by Vitezslav Nezval) and can't begin to imagine how it could work on the written page. Long lost, the film was finally released by Facets Video in 2004. It has been an inspiration for writer Angela Carter (The Company of Wolves) and its re-release has inspired a new group of artists: a team of Philadelphian musicians called The Valerie Project who play along to the cult classic film at museums and film festivals.

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Posted on July 28, 2008

Recipes »Sicilian Veal Cutlets

Sicilian Veal CutletsBased on the list of ingredients, I kind of expected this to taste like the Veal Scallopini the Macaroni Grill (which I love!) serves up–but, considering there amount of foul calories you'd have to pack in to recreate that dish, I'm reluctantly glad to say this tasted much healthier and more real-food like.

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Posted on July 28, 2008

Web Sites »Yeodoo Jung

yeodoo jungYeondoo Jung is a Korean artist whose 2005 work “Wonderland” is inventive, imaginative, and sweet. Beginning with crayon drawings by children, Jung creates real life versions in bright, quirky photographs. My favorite, the dreamy vivid work entitled Mother's Garden, is pictured.

His latest piece is an HD video called Documentary Nostalgia that was at the National Museum of Contemporary Art in Korea in 2007. You can see a lot of his work dating back to 2001 (an interesting collection of family portraits in one apartment complex).

Thanks for the tip, Brandon!

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Places to Visit »Austin, Revisited

austin texas uncommon objectsI was recently sent to Austin, Texas on a shopping trip for work. It was my first time back in the wacky city (where even the Mary Kay cars are huge) that I used to call home since I moved to Brooklyn in 2002. It was kind of neat to drive through the parking lot of the strip mall that houses the Book Stop (where I used to work) and Central Market (where I used to not be able to eat at for lunch because I was too broke). Now someone was paying me to go there. Movin’ on up…

As for shopping there was much to be had. We began at South Congress, where Feathers, a nice, selective store (though one that was uppity about me wanting to take a photo for my blog) held a real gem: a perfectly fitted original Judas Priest t-shirt. I was ecstatic. Other great vintage shops in the city includes the large, overstuffed Blue Velvet on “the drag” of Guadalupe, the half consignment/half hip new stuff store Parts and Labour, and the legendary Lucy in Disguise – a mind blowing and overwhelming bright rainbow of a costume shop.

For non-vintage we scoured the expensive racks of By George, a store with two locations that impresses with its high end fashion. The South location is more boho with lesser known designer dresses while the downtown spot features names you’ll recognize and tons of “yah right” price tags. Great to browse and dream though. The other excellent high price spot in town in The Blue Elephant, a slightly hipper shopping option with lots of chic denim and Marc Jacobs.

We also liked Blackmail a store that initially seemed like a no-go due to the overly gothy, never left the 1990s racks of black clothes. However, it’s worth a stop for the creepy, modern, interesting and, yes, gothic accessories like jewelry inspired by House of Waris and darkly Victorian inspired dish ware.

Hovercraft
is another cute store that features lots of great t-shirts and some good mens options much like Downstairs (which used to be called Upstairs in its previous location) . Both also feature good looking staff, including the Downstairs owner, manly bearded Jeff Strange.

Spartan, which shares a space with the lovely Bows and Arrows is another shop run by an interesting person. I never got her name, but you’ll known her as the pretty and enthusiastically helpful woman that runs this clean, feminine gift shop filled with items you would actually want (and would also be able to afford) for a loved one. Outdoorsy loved ones can be shopped for at the Big Red Sun, where plants can be purchased in their garden, NPR is pumped through the intercoms, and tons of caged birds sing to you in the shop.

I relived some olden days and stayed at the iconic Austin Motel, a no frills (except for my odd honeymoon suite mural), quirky motel that has been there since 1938. My co workers had slightly nicer digs next door at the Hotel San Jose, which featured a great outdoor bar (but a much smaller pool than mine). We met there for an excellent michelada. Other blog worthy drinks during the trip? Certainly the chilango margarita at El Chile (which also has amazing thick smoked salsa) a perfectly spicy orange concoction and the nearby Red House Lounge an outdoor laid back bar owned by the same people.

No trip of mine is complete without lots of good food and my belly tells me we may have almost had too much in Austin. Jo’s cafe was a perfect meeting spot to grab iced lattes and iced tea. Nearby Guero’s offered over stuffed plates of shrimp fajitas. Counter Cafe was a spot I remember vaguely as always being crowded, but I don’t remember it being so gourmet meets pit stop. My friend’s sweet potato fries were so fresh, we witnessed them being made completely from scratch, yum. My oysters, though were only so-so.

Our last meals were at Lamberts, a comparatively fancy BBQ joint where my coriander maple pork ribs delighted and the beans and potatoes salad were out of this world. For dessert we visited to adorable trailer Hey Cupcake, where the treats were good but sweet enough to make me buzz for a few hours.

It was great to see so many new places, but the best was stopping by my old haunts. No trip could be complete without a stop at Donn’s Depot with its tattered flocked wallpaper, live music, and lone star. Musashino was another old friend, an amazing sushi spot in an odd office park that is still better than any place I’ve been to in the city. And of course, Uncommon Objects, a nearly indescribable vintage and antique store that is so engrossing to wander through that the experience got me through the despair of a major delayed flight. They were kind enough to let me take some inspiring photos.

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Posted on July 28, 2008