Laughs »44 Pound Cat

44 pound cat new jerseyBy now someone in your office or family or local paper has informed you about Powder aka “Princess Chunk“, the 44 pound cat found in New Jersey when his owner was unable to care for him. Not much is cuter than something this round and furry on four legs, but I know what's even funnier: all the clever names people have written in for the tubby kitty.

Kirstie Alley Cat, Catty Arbuckle, Beefer Sutherland, Fatt Damon, Minnesota Fats, Raymond Purr, Fats Sajak are among my favorites – I am apparently helpless before a fat celebrity name pun.

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Restaurants »Alidoro

alidoro sandwichTired on New York fuggedaboutit rudeness? Want to spice things up with a little European haughty service, the kind that doesn't even want to look at your ugly American face?

Try Alidoro, a tiny Soho sandwich spot that fortunately serves ten dollar sandwiches worth ever penny. The extensive menu of sandwich combinations, which you must order by name, is mouth watering reading. Each sandwich is served on either wheat or white bread – good Italian bread that may very well be the best I have had in the city, and the insides are all top quality ingredients, the whole key to making a mere sandwich into an experience.

I tried the Donatella on white: paper thin, non stringy prosciutto, a layer of fresh, fresh mozzarella, and a balsamic based extraordinary dressing. It was huge enough to make two lunches out of it, which softens the high price blow and somehow it managed to taste even better the next day.

Despite a cool reception from the staff, the place is quaint and the food delicious, so I will definitely go back to try other creations like the Pinocchio with prosciutto, sopressata, fresh mozzarella, sweet roasted peppers, and olive paste or the Frugoletto with sopressata, smoked mozzarella, artichokes, and arugula. Hmm, they sound so good maybe I'll go tomorrow.

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Hunks »Gene Hackman

gene hackmanWho doesn't like Gene Hackman? Seriously, I'd like to meet just one person who can resist him. He's not particularly handsome, and he's never looked young (even when he was young), but there's something totally wonderful and irresistible about him. He's not flashy nor is his life full of scandal and wild adventures (unless you count a quiet divorce and rooming with Dustin Hoffman wild). But he is Gene Hackman and his Gene Hackmanosity is what makes us all love him so much.

Watch him in this week's movie, Night Moves, and be sure to see him in other gems like The Conversation (possibly his best movie), The Royal Tenenbaums, Bonnie and Clyde, and The French Connection. Hey, enjoy a Gene Hackman marathon even, you'll find plenty of people to join you because everybody loves this guy.

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Songs »You Showed Me

the turtles you showed meMark Volman and Howard Kaylan, the skinny/chubby duo I'd most like to hang out with (sorry Penn and Teller, but one of you is too f-ing loud), seem like joyful goofs–I mean, they named their band the Turtles after all. But you wouldn't know it from You Showed Me, the sultry, slow hit from 1968.

A hot and heavy ode to education in the bedroom, even Salt 'N Pepa found it sexy enough to inspire a song on their 1990 Black's Magic, an album I played on my 6th grade Discman fairly constantly; and De La Soul sampled it for a song called Transmitting from Mars.

It was originally written by Gene Clark and Roger McGuinn of The Byrds and later released on their compilation PreFlyte, but their take was a bit less interesting.

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Movies »Night Moves

night moves arthur pennNight Moves is a great crime drama Arthur Penn directed nearly a full decade after the hugely successful Bonnie and Clyde and, despite a similarly realistic tone, it's a very different piece of work. Penn wisely chose to re-team with master thespian Gene Hackman, casting him as the lead in this unsettlingly honest private eye yarn. Mysteries lead nowhere, predictable deaths go un-prevented; spiritual dissatisfaction ensues.

The scenery and the characters are on display warts and all. The cast delivers complex performances, among the best are two femme fatales one of whom, a former hooker and Key West weirdo, is played to perfection by Jennifer Warren with lightning fast mood swings, hawk eyes, and predatory teeth; the other is a sixteen-year-old Melanie Griffith, not portrayed as a typical Hollywood teen vamp, but as a desperate and lost child who never had a chance thanks to her horrible mother and a parade of rotten men behaving the only way they know how.

Even the sets have a lived in realism, the boats looks grimy and old, the porches sag under years of heavy burdens as do the shoulders of the mostly broken characters. Gene Hackman is a lovable but damaged private eye, in the business to avoid the problems in his life he can't solve: a failed football career and a crumbling marriage, for starters.

It's a forgotten classic worth a look if you love film noir or Gene Hackman–which should pretty much cover everybody because I can't think of anyone that doesn't love Gene Hackman.

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Recipes »BLT Pasta

blt pasta recipeWhat brilliance! BLT Pasta is as good as it sounds, but probably not as heavy (this recipe wisely omits the sandwich's mayo). I baked the bacon -?a new technique for me and one that prevents my previous inevitable burnt bacon disasters. The arugula and cherry tomatoes plus the penne and bacon are perfect.

CALORIES 633(37% from fat); FAT 26g (sat 8g); CHOLESTEROL 61mg; CARBOHYDRATE 68g; SODIUM 1,543mg; FIBER 8g; SUGAR 30g

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Web Sites »Criterion Collection

criterion collectionFor everything the Criterion Collection has given us, I'd like to take a moment to celebrate their website. It's fun to browse the new releases (ooh, looks like more Louis Malle and Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters looks crazy and weird) and the coming soon section (woohoo for Brand Upon the Brain and a mega release of Short Cuts!) but it's equally entertaining to go through the entire catalog.

Perfect for lining your queue on netflix with respectable arty fair that is almost guaranteed to be good and inspiring to take in all the great graphic art that graces their packaging. I am particularly fond of the bright art for Seijin Suzuki's noirs, love the handwriting on the Varda films, and think the close ups for Fassbinder's BRD Trilogy are beautiful.

Criterion is a modest company, you can find info on company holders but they really don't?toot their own horn. For all the good they do the world of film lovers, I don't mind tooting it for them.

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Places to Visit »Vienna

viennaOne of the first things we noticed about Vienna was that it seemed really big when we first drove into our hotel.?We started planning things thinking we could only do a couple of them a day.?Once we started walking around, however, we realized that stuff was really close and easy to walk to, so we were able to do lots and lots of things…

One of our first stops was the famous Hotel Sacher for their equally famous Sachertorte:
Philharmonikerstrasse 4
1010 Wien, Austria

It was pretty touristy with lots of shots featuring smiling couples with treats exchanged between tables.?The torte was really delicious though.?The torte consists of two layers of dense, not overly sweet chocolate cake (traditionally a sponge cake) with a thin layer of apricot jam in the middle and dark chocolate icing with shreds of chocolate on the top and sides.?Its perfect with a cup of coffee.?BTW, Vienna has amazing coffee and they take coffee culture seriously.?I've never seen so many cafes.

One interesting thing about the sachertorte was they had these diagrams everywhere telling you exactly how to spot the 'official' torte.?Things like the way the box is stamped and what sort of hinges it has and what seals are on the torte.?We thought this was odd until we saw that 'fake' sacher tortes were EVERYWHERE.?Airports, shops, street corners, etc…?Guess all of Vienna has gotten in on the crazy.
The “real” torte!

Next we walked around and noticed a few things about the city:
1. No one walks fast
2. At 10am people love to eat huge things of ice cream and start drinking bottles of wine and/or beer.
3. All bars take wine seriously, no 1.5L bottles of dusty merlot w/ screw caps here. ?br/>4. Everyone orders spritzers, its like a national drink.?Makes you wonder why it hasn't caught on more in the US

When we were there the EU 2008 was just heating up.?Vienna was a host city and there were soccer fans everywhere.?The idea was to corral them all into 'fan-zones' where they could watch the games on a giant screen.?But, in Vienna you can walk around with alcohol in your hands so most of them took advantage of that!

This picture was taken on the walk down the Kartnerstrasse around 10am.?What you can't see behind them is an ice chest w/ cold Stoli! The Kartnerstrasse is the main shopping/cafe pedestrian area (read: tourist zone). It leads straight past the Stephansplatz and St. Stephen's Cathedral, which is massive.?Its also really impressive.

We then marched down to the Belvedere Palace, a baroque palace complex built by Prince Eugene of Savoy in the 3rd district of Vienna, south-east of the city centre.?It now comprises of a museum on each end with a really beautiful garden in the center. They take great pride in that garden.?There was one worker whose sole job it seemed to be driving up and down the side of it telling tourists not to lie in the grass.

Next stop was the Vienna Naschmarkt, the city's most popular market and it is three city blocks of foodie heaven.?There was everything there from spices, to Austrian delights, to barracuda!

As you walk by its just rows and rows of proprietors trying to make eye contact wit you to sell you something.?Astrid and I both agreed that if we lived there we'd be at that market all the time.

A fair amount of time the next day involved exploring the Prater which is a huge amusement park with beer garden after beer garden in between the rides.?Sort of like Central Park meets Six Flags meets a German beer fest.?One of the most numerous of the ride types seem to be haunted house themes.?Some were about zombies, some werewolves, some about creatures living in the dark forests. Come to think of it… its pretty macabre for a kids park. Of course the Prater is famous for its giant ferris wheel (remember Before Sunrise?).?It was mobbed with partying soccer fans so Astrid and I went on the new one.?It gave us a great view of the city.

The soccer fans were in full force that day, crawling around the Prater which was a designated fan zone location.?At first I thought it would be a pain to have all these revelers in the way but they added a really festive air to the place.?I've never seen such a huge group of people in a good mood and ready to party.?That day was Austria vs Poland.?Which was interesting since they both have the same colors (red and white) so it was like a huge crowd surge where you couldn't tell at first what team was being supported.?

Other interesting sites: Sigmund Freud's home and patient office:
(Berggasse 19, A-1090 Vienna). Sigmund had great taste in neighborhoods.?His was tucked away and quaint but near the city center.?Reminded me of the better spots in Brooklyn.

The Austrian Criminal Museum

2nd District/Leopoldstadt
This is a homage to some of the more gruesome crimes committed in Austria.?They don't hold back with murder/torture instruments, graphic photos, and reconstructed prosthetics to really drive the stories home.?It was really fascinating.?They even had a cafe!

Speaking of cafes…we went to plenty.?Most of the coffee is the Julius Meinl brand.?Its delicious and prompted us to seek it out as soon as we got back to the states.?The brand also has a great gourmet grocery and wine bar in the city center.

One of my favorite coffees in Vienna was from the Beletage Salon Heiligenkreuzerhof Courtyard, Vienna. It's an all organic restaurant/cafe that's owned by the same people that run the hotel we stayed in.?Its located in a Vienna's oldest courtyard near the 'Bermuda Triangle' bar area north of the city center.?That whole area is just beautiful…lots of tucked away restaurants and courtyards amongst the cobblestone streets.

Also, I couldn't recommend our hotel enough, the Hotel Beletage is a great place in terms of value, location, and style. Pick any travel site and you'll see what great review it has.

On our last night we wanted a dinner that would really remind us that we were in fact in Vienna.?We settled on the semi-famous Figlmuller.?Its pretty popular in the guide books so is always busy but they didn't disappoint.?The specialty of the house is Weiner Schnitzel and its huge!?Much bigger then a plate.?Its perfect with a simple salad of cider vinegar and pumpkin seed oil and some skillet potatoes with fresh parsley.?The schnitzel was so tender you could cut it easily with a fork.
(Wollzeile 5
1010 Innere Stadt, Wien, Austria)

Vienna is such a great city.?We're already scheming to go back!

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Spend a Couple Hours »Central Park Zoo

central park zoo polar bearIt's so near, yet I haven't been to the Central Park Zoo since I was a kid. I could only recall the Delacourt Clock so I must have been one hard to?impress little kid, because there's much more to it than it's lovely timepiece.

It's a small place, but packed with wows. We were there in time for the exciting feeding of the seals and some docent info at the penguins and puffins room, where despite myself I had to laugh when a puffin turned its butt to me and sprayed poop. On a cuter note, a tiny baby penguin's beak was peeking out of the rocks getting fed by mama.

Monkey Island is also pretty awesome; a mini haven for baboons toting little babies too. The Rainforest is the largest exhibit, mostly indoor with numerous animals, like tropical birds, just fed boas, toads, poisonous frogs, and bats – which I could just not capture on camera – the legend about vampires might be true after all!

The best part, without a doubt, though was the polar bear, who was swimming in a loop and got so close to the glass that you could imagine running your hands through his fur while taking a nap in the tundra. It was amazing to see an animal so big, so graceful in the water.

Nearby is the Children's Zoo, which is certainly geared towards little kids, hence the name, but it's worth a quick walk through to see llamas, sheep, moo cows, and fatty pigs.

There will be a long line to get in anytime during the summer, and it will be over run by kids (and a few tourists wielding odd tourist street portraits like this) it is their domain after all – we were just there to enjoy a summer Friday and grab a hot dog.

One word of wisdom, though, skip the “onions” – I am apparently not a New Yorker enough to know that hot dog cart “onions” means onions in sickly sweet red sauce.

Still,?I highly recommend the cart eating option as opposed to the Leaping Frog Caf?, an absolute mad house teaming with screaming kids and nannies maneuvering plates of cold fries topped with lumpy chicken fingers. The rest of the zoo, once you get through the line is peaceful and fun even when crowded.

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Style Icons: Female »Claire McCardell

True Fashion Revolutionary

There’s so much to be happy about in today’s fashion, and I’m not talking about Italian Vogue fashion (though it makes me happy too!) but everyday-regular-girls-on-the streets-fashion.

More and more I see women in the subway or on their bikes or at my favorite bar looking adorable. Target and H&M have made it clear that style and affordability make great buddies, but the real person we have to thank for the marriage of the chic and the reasonably priced is Claire McCardell.

She’s not as widely known as she deserves to be, maybe because her clothes don’t tend to scream out their ingenuity or lack the fancy flair of her contemporaries (Chanel and Dior), but she’s probably the woman most responsible for the way we dress today. She pioneered ready to wear and womens sportswear and we can specifically thank her for: the tent dress, the wrap dress (though Von Furstenerg perfected it), contemporary swimwear, the ballet flat, fake fur versus real, and the widespread use of denim.

We’ll forgive her for coining the phrase “comfort first” because she had no way of knowing it might turn into velour jumpsuits and rhinestone flip flops.

Ten years ago, FIT staged a retrospective of her work but she’s even more relevant today with Mad Men resurrecting the beginnings of her quiet revolution. Back in the 40’s and 50’s and throughout her whole career, she was all about freedom for women and a casual but perfect look that defied the tradition of more uptight French modes of dressing.

She’s also relevant today for her inventive ways to save on materials and use new ones. Back then it was the war time rationing, these days it’s the dying earth and sinking economy.

But, at least if we follow her example, we’ll look good when it all goes down.

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