Albums »L’Homme a Tete de Chou

l'homme a tete de chou serge gainsbourgAside from telling Whitney Houston exactly what he'd like to do to her in no uncertain terms on live television, Serge Gainsbourg is best known for his album Histoire de Melody Nelson and his relationships with gorgeous women like Jane Birkin. For my money, though, I've found L'homme a tete de chou, a prog/reggae/spoken word/rock opera that translates to “A man with a cabbage for a head” (named after a sculpture by Claude Lalanne that inspired him) to be his greatest achievement. Don't get me wrong, his duets with one-time lover Brigitte Bardot are phenomenal and very pretty, but this discovery is something else entirely: it's not pretty, it's not definable, but haunting, exciting and extremely unconventional.

It's an album that makes me sad not to know French; I just assumed he Serge was whispering naughty things throughout, but thanks to this review on Rate Your Music, I found it was much more complex than that:

“Another reviewer points out that this is an album about love.?Indeed, it's the story of a love affair, one that ends very badly for both parties.?Here's how it goes:

Boy falls in love with girl at first sight (“Chez Max …”); sings a sweet and gentle ode to her (“Marilou reggae”); enjoys a brief spell of unblemished satisfaction (“Transit a Marilou”); goes into incipient-psychotic rage when finds her enjoying a rock-star orgy (“Flash Forward”); retreats into his own world (“Aeroplanes”); determines to murder her (“Variations de Marilou”); smashes her head in with a fire extinguisher (“Meutre a l'extincteur”); sings another sweet ode — his first peaceful moment since the orgy — to his lover's dead body, now covered in foam from the fire extinguisher (“Marilous sous la neige” or “Marilou Under the Snow”); and finally goes irreversibly mad (“Lunatic Asylum”).?The whole affair is remembered in flashback from the lunatic asylum, where he is safely away from the world under the delusion that he is, in fact — as he intones with the album's first words — a man with a cabbage for a head (“Je suis l'homme …?? t?te … de CHOU!”)

The whole thing was inspired by a sculpture Gainsbourg owned — he's pictured admiring it on the album cover — of a man with a cabbage head.

The music is tight, prog-inspired rock.?The voice-over is classic.?The concept is uniquely “Serge”.?Every bit as good as the much more heralded “Histoire de Melody Nelson” — better in my book.

Undying thanks go to Sylvie Simmons for translating the broad outlines of the story in her GREAT book on Serge Gainsbourg, “A Fistful of Gitanes,” strongly recommended to anyone interested in this giant of rock.”

By far, the highlight of the album is Flash Forward, an intense and spaced out gem that, not surprisingly, marks the rock star orgy and psychotic rage portion of the story.

Gainsbourg is the god of manly sleazy geniuses, but he owes quite a bit to music composer Alan Hawkshaw whose work here is amazing. Hawkshaw is most popular for a song called the Champ that has been sampled by numerous hip hop artists for years.

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Posted on December 28, 2008

Books »We Have Always Lived in the Castle

we have always lived in the castle shirley jacksonShirley Jackson is a vivid horror writer, not vivid as in blood and gore, but like her most famous short story, The Lottery, her depictions of the horrors of human cruelty are ones that last in your imagination forever. Since reading that short story in junior high, I'd never tried anything else by the author and am happy to have finally discovered her again with the short novel We Have Always Lived In the Castle, a chilling, twisted, smart, haunting book about a family rocked by murder, insanity, suspicion and class warfare.

Merricat Blackwood (named by Book Magazine as one of The 100 Best Fictional Characters Since 1900) is your narrator, a strange child of eighteen and one of the only surviving members of a prominent family that was killed at breakfast when someone put arsenic in their sugar. Constance, her older sister was acquitted of the murders and poor Uncle Julian's body and mind were permanently warped by his non lethal dosage. Together the three of them, along with Jonas, the cat, live in an old mansion apart from the rest of the village. They are completely sheltered from the outside world except for the two days a week Merricat goes into the village for goods and must endure the stares and laughter of the villagers, and Sundays when members of other prominent families bravely take tea with the two mysterious girls.

Their beloved castle is under the protection of Merricat's sympathetic magic described by wikipedia as:
a type of magic based on imitation or correspondence. Imitation involves using effigies or poppets to affect the environment of people, or occasionally people themselves. Correspondence is based on the idea that one can influence something based on its relationship to another thing.”
For example, she buries items like a box of silver coins and nails her father's books to the surrounding trees to keep out strangers, and once that book falls, she knows danger is imminent.

That danger comes in the form of Uncle Charles, a thieving manipulator who can fool the frail Constance, but not so easily the equally manipulative Merricat who envisions different ways he could die (turning him into a fly and leaving him in a spiders web, or perhaps just stomping him to death in the garden…) during his very unappreciated visit. His presence sparks the end of their structured way of living and after an eruption of fire and violence, marks the beginning of a new far weirder secluded way of living for the two sisters.

It's part Grey Gardens, part Tim Burton (who would have a grand time adapting this), part old timey Gaslight thriller, and I loved it. It was interesting to find out that Jackson was an agoraphobic herself, which is probably why the extremely eccentric but happy sisters are sympathetic and oddly relatable while all the outsiders are depicted as cruel or petty. While Jackson is not as well known today as she deserves to be, this, her last novel did come out in a new edition in 2007 with a smart looking cover featuring an illustration by Thomas Ott (pictured) but the original cover is also pretty wonderful and both adorn an equally great read.

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Movies »Death Laid an Egg

death laid an eggThe infamous Giallo, Death Laid an Egg, begins with total abstract disorientation: quick cuts, John Cage-y music and images of developing chicken embryos are followed by an arty murder. I'm pretty sure that the filmmakers put the murder up front to conceal the truth: that this movie is mostly (I swear) about the business of poultry farming and it takes almost an hour before you even get some awkward groping – and it's even longer before any more blood is spilled on lingerie. There's nearly an hour of confusing scenes and conversations about chicken farming equipment, insomnia, party planning, more chicken farming, and experiments in chicken farming (there's a laboratory that factors into the “plot” later) before the traditional Giallo components come into play.

The gorgeous Gina Lollobrigida is Anna, the owner of a chicken farm that she runs with much pride and joy (at one point she giggles through a friendly family photo shoot while holding up dead and mangled chickens) with her husband Marco (played by Jean-Louis Trintignant), who is having an affair with their assistant, the blonde and spacey Gabrielle (played by Ewa Aulin of Candy), who so pretty that her stumbling through abrupt non sequiturs like, “Hmm… I would like some delicious ice cream” is totally adorable.

Does it already seem like I'm describing a dream rather than a real film? If so, then I'm at least conveying some of the strangeness of this movie –?but just let me tell you about “the Association”. It's mentioned early in the film with some urgency, so it makes sense for one to expect some sort of Mafia type organization – but one would be wrong. It is, of course, The Poultry Association and their office houses a huge egg sculpture as well as a bunch of men running around as if they were on Wall Street shouting, “I'm buying! I'm buying! I'm buying everything!!!”

But despite the man on the phone's enthusiasm, the Association is facing big problems, for one (as the head of the Association declares in front of a huge painting of a rooster), “No one knows about poultry!” Just ignore the absurdity of that statement and sit back as the plot leads Marco into an uneasy working relationship with a young advertising hotshot named Mondaini (played by abstract painter and father of Leelee, Jean Sobieski) with whom he must work with on a PR campaign designed to alert the public to the fact that chickens and their eggs are available for purchase and consumption.

Fortunately, Mondaini has a new idea for some posters that “will take them by surprise,” which, quite frankly, took me by surprise too; this scene is so outrageous that we were barely able to breathe as tears of laughter streamed down our cheeks. I'll try to explain: Mondaini's ad campaign features “chickens as an integral part of society,” as a doctor, an engineer, even a soldier – the ludicrous images on the posters perfectly match his totally gonzo concept which, as he enthusiastically points out, is “Newer than tomorrow, preposterously new!” I agree… I think.

The other issue plaguing the Association is that chickens are continually born with heads and feet. This problem is resolved in the crazy chicken farm laboratory (I told you it comes back into play) where Anna is thrilled that her salaried geneticist has succeeded in spawning headless, feetless chickens. “Finally,” she tells her husband, “something we can share!” But Marco does not share her enthusiasm and in a fit of rage he brands the weird writhing sacks of veins and feathers “monsters”, then he proceeds to beat them to death with an over-sized metal bar. In an effort to heighten the weirdness, worms crawl out of the grotesque feathered lumps as he splits them open.

There's also hotel prostitution/sexual perversion subplot, a flaming car wreck, and a Seven Minutes in Heaven-like party game. For lack of a better descriptor, it's a supremely weird movie – and a fairly unforgettable one. Opinions vary drastically: some call it a masterpiece of the genre citing its truly unique editing and gorgeous cinematography (both DP, Dario Di Palma and star Jean-Louis Trintignant went on to work on highly influential films), while others declare it to be downright awful and ridiculous.

Either way, its status of being nearly impossible to find has gained it notoriority in certain nerdy film circles, and when offered a rare chance to view it, few who've heard the synopsis can resist (many thanks – and birthday wishes – to Matthew for tipping us off to this one). I got my copy (an excellent transfer) from J4HI, the same place I got the wonderful and equally difficult to find Roller Derby documentary Derby.

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Posted on December 28, 2008

Recipes »Swordfish Mexicana

swordfish mexicanaSwordfish is such a great replacement for steak with it's meatiness if you're looking for a healthier, lighter option. This Swordfish Mexicana recipe transport you with its tropical flavors, so long as you can still find an avocado out of season (which you still can, but hurry!).

Serve with some rice and a splash of Ponzu sauce.

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Posted on December 28, 2008

Hunks »Chevy Chase

chevy chaseThe last couple of decades have been truly unkind to Chevy Chase. The highlight of his career in the 90s (in my opinion) was being able to share the small screen with the Digital Underground; more recently his attempts at a comeback were fueled by bitterness and and a stint on Law and Order as a racist Mel Gibson-y celebrity. And didn't he have some kind of late night talk show? But maybe it's all just karmic payback for all those feuds with the entire cast of SNL (especially Bill Murray, with whom he was involved in a back stage bitch fight) and his legendary enormous ego.

Growing up, I knew him from better times. His vacations were comically disastrous, he wore a caballero outfit well, and even Funny Farm had me in stitches. Still, I never found him attractive. He was just the old guy who danced nerdily in the video of my least favorite Paul Simon song.

As an older person I finally got around to seeing Caddyshack and immediately fell prey to the hidden charms of his smug smile and smart ass remarks – he reminds me of lesser and less wise boyfriend choices of the past. Watching Fletch this last weekend (see this week's song pick for more about that) I was reminded that I might want to include him here, despite his possible foibles as a human. He's at least a devoted family man who has a gripe with Kevin Smith, so he can't be all bad right? Um, right?

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Songs »The Fletch Theme

Fletch Theme - Alesis Ion and Juno 106Harold Faltermeyer pretty much defined the drum machine and synth sound of mid to late 80's detective work when he wrote both 'Axel F' for Beverly Hills Cop and the theme song to Fletch. The two songs and, come to think of it, the movies themselves have a lot in common and when the latter was playing in the background one recent Sunday afternoon, I couldn't help but get excited every time this tune came on. It's energetic, fun and dated – but in a good way.

Please note that I am not recommending the Stephanie Mills song “Bit by Bit” (which is dated in a bad, womanly Billy Ocean type way) which is often considered to be the theme of the Chevy Chase classic.

You Tube features this brilliant cover (which takes advantage of the Oscillator Sync feature on the Alesis Ion) of what is a very popular song among synth enthusiasts – and here's a Guitar Hero version.

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Posted on December 28, 2008

Recipes »Gingersnaps and Brown Butter Brown

gingersnap and brown butter shortiesMy co worker Sarafina is quite the baker and sitting daily next to a serious master of the art means that I often get to sample her goods. This holiday season, a gift baggie of various cookies offered lots to rave about, but the two (I had to pick at least two, it was too hard to pick just one) that stand out the most are the brown butter brown sugar shorties which can be found on Smitten Kitchen and the moistest ginger snaps in the world. Recipe follows:

from Nick Malgieri's Cookies Unlimited

The Good Cook's Gingersnaps

2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons ground ginger
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
1 cup sugar, plus 1/2 cup or more for finishing
1 large egg room temp.
1/4 cup molasses

cookie sheets covered in parchment paper

– Set racks in upper and lower thirds of the oven and preheat to 350 degrees.

-Combine the flour, baking soda, salt, and spices in a bowl; stir well to mix

-In the bowl of a standing mixer, beat together on medium speed the butter and 1 cup of sugar for about 5 minutes until very light and fluffy and whitened. Add egg and continue beating until smooth.

– Lower the speed and beat in half the dry ingredients, then the molasses. Stop the mixer and scrape down the bowl and beater. Beat in the remaining dry ingredients.

– Remove the bowl from the mixer and use a spatula to finish mixing the bowl.

– Place the extra sugar in bowl, roll 1 inch diameter balls out of the dough and roll them in the sugar. Place the balls on the prepared pans leaving about 3 inches all round each to allow for spreading.

– Bake the cookies for about 15 to 20 minutes or until they have spread, colored, the surface has crackled and they are firm to the touch. Slide the papers from the pans to cooling racks. The cookies become crisp as they cool.
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Posted on December 22, 2008

Laughs »All I Want For Christmas…

all i want for christmas paul raymentPaul Rayment's yule tide sentiment seems to be that it's better to receive, as long as you receive that “remote control megabot ranger x-series with proton phasers” you've been wanting.

His fun neon animation, which he also used in the Super Furry Animals Drygioni music video reminds me of Miami Vice, Keith Haring, Tim Biskup's helper character, and Harold's Purple Crayon.

Music by the timeless Nat King Cole.

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Posted on December 22, 2008

TV Shows »The Star Wars Holiday Special

star wars holiday specialWhen I was in college the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special was the stuff of legends, so when someone in my dormitory got their hands on a 5th generation VHS copy, it was a very, very big deal and we all anxiously gathered around the TV/VCR combo to witness this mind blowing “special event” that left us laughing – and maybe even somewhat permanently damaged.

It's a truly unbelievable spectacle of horrible decisions and now that we live in the age of easy access to videos over the internet, anyone can enjoy it – if enjoy is really the right word for something that begins with five painful minutes of un-subtitled, unrelenting Wookie speak between Chewbaca's wife Mala, his father Itchy, and son Lumpy.

The seemingly endless growls and roaring whines are temporarily relieved by an unimpressive and overlong holograph acrobatic routine that puts little Lumpy into a state of aggravated excitement that's uncomfortable to watch.

The family is concerned that Chewie has yest to come home and might even miss the all important celebration of Life Day (a celebration, we later learn, that involves holding crystal balls and walking into the sun wearing red cultist-style robes). A call to Luke Skywalker yields little in the way of actual information, but the eyelined blonde manages to flirt with Chewie's wife: “Come on Mala, let's see a little smile,” he coos before going back to bitching at R2 D2.

Comedian Harvey Korman periodically steals the show – or, more accurately, hijacks it – with his special brand of out-dated tedious variety show humor. The most annoying role he plays is this grotesque cooking show hostess who teaches her audience how to make the classic Life Day meal of Panther Loin.

Musical numbers pepper the two hours: Diahann Carroll's number is a disturbingly sexual virtual reality performance that brings grandpa Itchy grossly and, in my opinion, inappropriately – considering it is Life Day – to arousal.

Jefferson Starship, as if the embarrassment of We Built this City weren't enough, is on hand, bathed in neon purple space light. The other big number is decidedely the best because it's Bea Arthur being Bea Arthur belting out “Good night, but not good bye” at the Mos Eisley Cantina.

The middle of the program brings the introduction of my favorite character, Boba Fett, to the Star Wars universe. His unworthy entrance comes in a short, unattractively drawn animation that fans hail as the only bright spot in this kitschy and terrible special that George Lucas refuses to acknowledge to this day and vows he'll never release on DVD. I guess he's not one to have a sense of humor about his work, huh?

The full length version available on Google video features the original ads including: Trailtracker, Lucy Comes to Nashville, Bobby Vinton's Rockin Rollers, Sheer Indulgence panty hose that feature “real panties in my panty hose!” and Tobot the telesonic robot.

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Posted on December 22, 2008

Web Sites »Elfster

elfster Elfster is a cute and useful little site that helps organize gift exchanges. My office used it this year and it allowed people to anonymously ask questions, put up wish lists, and no one was left in charge of holding a bag to draw names from.

Use it next year for your office or among family and friends.

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Posted on December 22, 2008