Spend a Couple Hours »Qi Gong Tui-Na Salon

Qi Gong Tui-Na SalonAfter a permanently back breaking evening outside my own beloved bed, my shoulders have been giving me grief all vacation, so I started looking for relief in the form of a massage. My plan to save more money this year was instantly thwarted, though when I saw how expensive it can be.

Luckily, someone posted a positive review for the tiny Chinese spot around the block, you know one of those places you pass everyday, but pay no mind to? Anyways, prompted by the incredible deals there, I headed off on a Sunday afternoon and found yet another reason to love my neighborhood.

Qi Gong Tui-Na Salon is a dark sliver of a shop with neon in the window, and little more than a few temporary bamboo walls and curtains to separate the beds. It's not terribly private and there are no frills at all. In fact, on my visit two loud guys came in one either side of me with their smoker's cough girlfriends in tow and I could clearly hear one of the men “Lenny” having quite a bit of difficulty getting out of his clothes. If this sounds too much for you to bare, maybe the low cost would not be worth it for you. But for me, the massage was so relaxing that the distractions were just kind of funny.

The deal is this:
20 min = $18
30 min = $26
45 min = $38
60 min = $48

If you're nice and tip (and why wouldn't you?) they'll give you a card that allows one free visit after ten.

This is an incredible deal compared to other options that cost at least double, sometimes triple. Plus, it's an expert, wonderfully relaxing massage. If the stark environment betrays the cheapness, the actual massage does not.

It begins with gentle a rubdown over a towel before the lotion comes out. She was amazing with her tiny hands, finding all the spots that have been troubling me for the past couple weeks. My back and shoulders got lots of care and a bit of slapping (a Thai massage technique that to someone walking in might be misinterpreted as a vigorous happy ending). She also did my neck and scalp before finishing with my arms.

Foot massages are a separate service and one I definitely plan on trying next time. Open until 10 pm, it's not only affordable and great but a huge convenience if you live in the neighborhood and find yourself overly stressed by a day's work.

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TV Shows »Homicide – Life on the Street

I just had to take a look at the quite popular Homicide: Life on the Street after reading David Simon's true crime epic that inspired it. Maybe part of me was hoping to find an expectedly paler substitute for The Wire since we've finished all five seasons now but after three episodes (which I know is not enough to judge properly) we didn't exactly find it.
They actually use a lot of stories from the book in the first episodes, even though Simon was not directly involved in writing them, but it could have benefited from the books structure: where crimes are solved over time, not within a few screen moments.

It is a clearly more gritty take on the genre popularized by Law and Order, where Simon's stories lead the way, but you can actually see when script writers took over and imagine the meeting where they said “Let's find out what these characters are all about” and the result is the third, stilted, show the “human” side episode that turned me off.

But as I said, one episode can't damn seven years of work. Wow, seven years – did anyone else know it was on that long? It must have been immensely popular in it's day with people I've never met. It was ahead of its time, using new wave editing in prime time. It was a hybrid of easy to swallow neatly tied up crime fighting and more bleak, complicated realism that was perfected with The Wire.

While I am not hooked enough to devote months to seeing all seven series in a row, I was intrigued enough to hope against hope it might come to my roku,?if only to substitute more annoying procedurals over dinner. The actors are top notch (you've got Ned Beatty, Richard Belzer, Yaphet Kotto, and Andre Braugher), the art direction is appropriately florescent and back alley lit, and I would love to see what made it such a hit for nearly a decade.

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Restaurants »Le Gamin

le gamin crepeAsian restaurants in the city can usually be judged by how many Asians dine there, and the same estimation could be made for Le Gamin – which is constantly packed with relaxing ex-patriots, blaring French pop music (yesterday, even a track from recent Brix Picks album L'Homme a Tete de Chou). It's a classically French mini empire that has not suffered from becoming a chain, it is just as charming now as when I first ate here visiting a friend eight years ago.

It's a solid, unassuming place that Jim and I have taken to meeting at for lunch. This can be a risk, since the joie de vivre attitude – a subject which owner and chef Robert Arbor has even written a book about, can depending on the waitress, make the hour lunch a tight pinch time wise. Still, if I have to learn to relax more (which I do – more than any other resolution, that's my most important) I wouldn't mind getting lessons over crepes and croissants.

The best dishes I've tried are the goat cheese, ratatouille and turkey crepe called the Dinde aux legumes (pictured)– it's the most affordable Soho pocket of comfort. The ham and cheese is a good classic and that other bistro classic, the French onion soup is well balanced, not letting clumps of cheese take over completely. I also was very, very happy with a special cauliflower soup and found my daring into the all day breakfast menu worthwhile with a poached egg, potato pancake, ratatouille number.

Ever expanding (they have four current locations) they recently opened a crepe truck in Prospect Heights.

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Style Icons: Female »Lynn Yaeger

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While it’s no surprise that The Village Voice is hard up these days, and even though it’s been viewed as less and less relevant daily, some of their staff is extremely awesome and in particular Lynn Yaeger is a city icon who gave thirty years of her wit to the paper. So, of course, in a clear last breath of desperation, they laid the wonderful woman off!
Her distinctive, bright orangey-red short bang crop, her Betty Boop lips, and her dots of glowing blush makes her instantly recognizable on the streets, more that once my day’s been made just seeing her. She is obsessed with clothes and as a woman after my own heart who believes in individual style (of which she had plenty). In a recent interview she said:

quot;I think people should wear whatever they like!”,?”There are no no-nos!” and “Be yourself! Ignore the rules.”

As everyone else has also predicted, I am sure Yaeger will find a home and happiness with a career like hers under her belt, and it truly will probably hurt the Village Voice more than her, but maybe she can pick up on the career she once told Refinery 29 she would take on if she ever lost her job: “helping ripped-off people take on the system” and demand justice for her fellow pink slip legend Nat Hentoff.

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Books »Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets

homicide a year on the killing streets david simonIt's not often that 600 plus pages can just breeze by in less a week and a half, but David Simon's document of the year he spent with the Baltimore homicide unit, Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets is as riveting as The Wire, the phenomenal HBO show Simon later created – a show we watched in its entirety in just over a month. Coming just days after finishing the last episode of the last season of that flawless series, I decided to fill the void left behind with this book.

Written in 1988 when Simon took a year off from his life as a reporter with the Baltimore Sun to follow a rare breed of detectives through 234 killings, grisly murder scenes, morbid humor and heartbreaking tragedy, it will make your job, no matter how stressful it might seem, feel like a walk in the park. It must have been way ahead of its time, a full decade and a half before the definitions of terms like “reticular hemorrhaging” and “blood splatter patterns” became common knowledge thanks to CSI and Forensic Files, in fact this book went on to become permanently change the TV cop drama landscape when it was adapted into a then cutting edge series called Homicide: Life on the Street (see this week's TV pick).

Over the years it's become an acknowledged masterpiece of the true crime genre and it's written with exceptional detail and humanity that instantly draws readers into the surreal world of the men who find killers. In a city with such a high crime rate, it takes extraordinary endurance to keep going, to face a board of red names (each indicating primary detective's open case) and try to turn them black (indicating a closed case).?How these men do just that is absolutely fascinating.

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Movies »Trouble Every Day

trouble every daySometimes a hard-to-find movie attains a frenzied cult status but ultimately disappoints once you finally track it down and watch it. Trouble Every Day has almost the opposite problem, despite absolutely glowing reviews like this one by Walter Chaw, “Mesmeric and entrancing, intuitive and impossibly intimate, the picture is alive with craft, intelligence, and the absolute courage of its macabre vision. Trouble Every Day is among the finest films of the year, but handle it with care” this dark and bloody vampire tale doesn't seem to be on everyone's lips.

But that's something I expect will change as more and more people happen across reviews and articles – maybe one day it will even be released here on DVD. And it will surely, as word of mouth builds, claim a rightful and honored place in vampire, horror, and strange cinema thanks to its masterful and artful blend of dread punctuated by extreme violence.

In some ways, it's really just a typical vampire story: a man of science travels to a foreign country to find his former colleague and stop him from unleashing the monster they created years before, but it's told in a very irregular fashion – at least for a horror movie. In fact, it's much more in step with contemporary French art house cinema. The film is nearly silent with little or no dialogue and sparse music, and for the first forty minutes or so you're left to decipher what's happening through the beautifully framed actions of the characters alone.

The result is a brooding mystery where each scene escalates the dread and prompts questions like: Who are these hot teenagers hell-bent on breaking into a lone woman's apartment? What are these scientific experiments that were so suddenly abandoned? And why can't Vincent Gallo stop masturbating?

It's a technique that may tax less patient viewers desiring the gore they imagine might come from the trailer instead of moody shots of a scarf fluttering over Parisian rooftops. But more patient viewers need not worry, you'll get blood and lots of it courtesy of the enigmatic and beautiful Beatrice Dalle. Never again will you imagine vampiric bloodletting as a clean, sanitary act, but one of total chaos. The film takes on vampirism as a medical condition, a horrible disease and, as a vampire, her plight is both frightening and sad; in one of her only lines in the film she tells her caretaker/lover that she is ready to die.

Dalle is by far the greatest embodiment of a vampire ever put on screen. She is irresistible, unleashed, uncontrollable, and truly not human. She's a siren of death that makes Hollywood's cloak clad, widow's peaked Dracula look like a joke. Her portrayal of a real-life monster is pure genius and I only wish the film had focused on her just a little more.

Gallo's off kilter performance is right on target as a frotteurist but hard to buy as a research chemist. Still, even for someone who finds him silly (like me), he doesn't ruin it all – even when he and his wife first punctuate the film's prolonged silence with dialogue that sounds like it was over-dubbed by shy children.

There's a pervasive sexuality throughout which, as any symbolist will tell you, is something a good vampire movie ought to have: nearly every scene includes kissing, touching, extreme close ups of skin, masturbating, small French breasts, panty removal and more masturbation, and it's all set to a great soundtrack by Tindersticks (not Frank Zappa).

You may not yet have heard of Trouble Every Day, but if you're a fan of shocking and arty horror cinema, I'll leave it to you to spread the word. You can find the DVD at my favorite place for rare and hard-to-find movies, J4Hi.

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Spend a Couple Minutes »Buy a Roku

roku sliders netflixJim has been predicting something like the Roku for some time now, and while the idea of unlimited instant viewing filled me with immense pleasure, I just couldn't believe it entirely. But the future is here, or at least the beginning of it and as with any new technology, it has the potential to change everything.

I don't want to sound overly optimistic or hyper, just because I love my Roku, because frankly, right now the selection available for it (which you can also stream through an Xbox 360 or a special Blueray player) is limited. We've been watching lots of silly things that we don't even want to bother having Netflix send (I won't even get into the Masters of Horror series here) but there is some quality stuff to watch as well.

Soon, or at least one day, if the legalities of it can be sorted out this will be the way we watch everything, whenever we want to – instantly. I can't image how this is terrifying the networks, but they've had their chance and we can all agree that for every piece of excellent television, there are hours and hours of Suddenly Susan reruns, infomercials, and Bad Girls and Women's Murder Clubs.

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Laughs »Roger Clark is a B Boy

roger clark is a b boy on ny1Oh, how I love NY1! My friends may tease when it's blaring in the background when they stop by but they're just missing out on some amazing journalism by Roger Clark whose described on their a site as having “eaten prawn at seven in the morning” and by The Observer, (affectionately) as “The Last Schlub on TV“.

Even the stoic Lewis Dodley had to chuckle after seeing Roger's face turn a bizarre shade of out-of-shape-man red during an intense b-boy and b-girl session. Clark is like a dream character for Ed Helms, a likable, well intentioned nerd whose friends and family, I imagine must endure weekly cringe-fests at his latest on screen antics.

Like the time he was supposed to report on a major political round table where the president was meeting “with like, all kinds of people” and quoting Coming to America to an unamused Pat Kiernan. Or when he was trying to wrap his head around Rick Rolling. Or as he was patiently being taught how to scratch like a DJ.

While it's not updated, you can meet another fan of the man's doofus ways here at the I Heart Roger Clark blog.

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Hunks »Mick Ronson

mick ronsonThere's something elegant, strange and haunting about the face of Mick Ronson. If he were an actor, he'd probably give William Fitchner a run for his money. His career as a musician went pretty well though, and his collaborations with Ian Hunter, Van Morrison, Roger Daltrey, Lou Reed (he co-produced Transformer), Morrissey (he produced Your Arsenal), John Mellencamp (he played the memorable riff on Jack and Diane) and of course David Bowie are legendary – especially with Bowie, with whom he helped shape the direction of music once he got a big break with the new band. In this article, a local paper excitedly gushes about the local boy done good:

“It will be quite a weekend for Michael, who lives at 8, Milford-grove, Hull, and who today says “goodbye” to his work with Hull Parks Department and tomorrow announces his engagement to 16-year-old Denise Irvin, who, like Michael, lives on Greatfield Estate – at 32, Bexhill-close.

He's also the guy that got a simulated bj from the great white duke on stage. The official website has an extensive photo gallery for you to peruse; from his early days of long, angel soft hair glory, to his spiders from mars spikes, to his unbuttoned days of relaxation with Ian Hunter.

He was quite a stylish character who pulled off the daring move of being part of the fist band in Hull to have short hair in 1964 with help from those intense eyes deep set into a manly face. He seems like he was genuinely admired by everyone in the industry and his battle with cancer ended tragically early at age 46 in 1993. Also, he is not the father of DJ and Lindsay lover Samantha, so no need to hold his name against him.

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Albums »Desertshore

nico desertshoreMy friend Mike lent me Desertshore based upon the assumption that I'd go ga-ga for the wild combination of Nico's gloomy voice and medieval vibes. He was right, of course, and this spooky, funereal, and oddly beautiful album has been whisking me off to moors and other dying lands for days.?Her strange voice makes for an interesting listening experience, one that on the first few go-rounds is like listening to a foreign language, which often times it actually is (“Abschied”, “Mutterlein” and the creepy “Le Petit Chevalier“, sung by a little boy who sounds like a trapped ghost wandering the halls of an abandoned estate). But the more you listen, bits of lyrics begin to speak out:

You are beautiful and you are alone!,
Their hands are old
Their faces cold
Their bodies close to freezing,
Deceive the Devil's deed!

The cryptic lyrics don't offer too much insight into exactly what Nico was trying to say (I assume she was kind of down, kind of vague, kind of witchy and with a less than cheery outlook on the world), but they certainly help to build the overwhelming feeling Desertshore evokes in its listeners, a feeling perhaps unique to the individual. There's definitely a prevailing theme of motherhood here, and we all know that she was among rock history's worst – but she's no hypocrite, it's not a celebration of the joys of parenting. After all when was Nico ever joyful? Even at her most radio friendly on These Days, she can only manage completely soul crushing regret at best.

Some of the songs (“Abshied” and “Mutterlein”) were made for her collaboration film La Cicatrice Interieure with then-lover Philippe Garrel. I?didn't want to know the movie's plot because I wanted to interpret what this short but haunting music was about for myself – turns out there was no reason for caution because from what I've read, the film is largely plot-less, consisting essentially of Nico walking around a desert looking fabulous.

The arrangement by John Cale, a Brix Picks fave, is sometimes genius – particularly in the albums most dynamic (and my favorite) song All That is My Own – a layered, Medieval, goth, experimental should-be classic.

Desertshore may not qualify as a classic yet, it has few fans (or even people who've heard it) but you'll find by looking around the internet that those fans are rabid. It's like a charm spell and if you're taken in you can never escape the wailing of the blond siren… or at least it's the type of album I'd like to imagine has those kinds of powers.

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