Spend a Couple Hours »Found Footage Festival

found footage festivalThere is more to Spiegeltent than the lovely outdoor drinking area, there is the spectacular circa 1920s tent itself, in which Marlene Dietrich once performed. The entertainment we partook in was something entirely different than the legendary vamp.

The Found Footage Festival plays all sorts of, well, found footage – from home videos found in the garbage, to cable access, to infomercial out takes. Three dudes run it, Geoff Haas, Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher and give commentary as the videos play.

The Festival is similar to our favorite A/V Geeks (which also showed films the night we went, but we missed them due to reasons I will soon explain) and both seem to be part of a movement of appreciation of the spectacularness of the discarded mundane.

Found magazine, The Cringe Reading Series, and sharing websites like YouTube, Found Photographs, and Flickr all make sharing these treasures easier. The Found Footage Festival and A/V Geeks tour often, so check their websites regularly, and try to attend one where dipshit noise maker Dewanatron does not slow the evening down with some of the most aggravating “music” this side of Chumbawamba.

The show opened with this guy for a HALF AN HOUR! I had just forgotten I had endured him after the found footage festival only to be told he was going to begin another set before A/V Geeks began.

Friends, it was more than I could bear and, my apologies to Skip (who runs A/V Geeks) but we had to get the H out of there (along with the equally annoyed ghost of Marlene, I imagine).

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Posted on September 25, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »Self Portrait

self portrait?ven though I think a lot of other students dreaded it, I always loved Self Portrait time in art class in elementary school.

Children's self portraits are still one of my favorite things in the world. I think we should bring the self portrait back, not for just for artists (who it never left for) but everyone.

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Posted on September 18, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »With the Ocean

the oceanGrowing up land-locked you really appreciate the ocean for the first couple years living near it, then like most people you start take it for granted.

As summer closes I wanted to go to the beach, stroll barefoot on the sand, and listen to the waves. It was a day I will dream of when the temperatures drop.

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Posted on September 11, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »Reunion

high school reunion cheyenne mountain colorado springsYes, it's true, High School reunions are actually fun. Well, first they are nerve-racking as the day gets closer, then terrifying when you walk in to a sea of faces you know, but don't know at the same time, and then, after drink two, really fun.

Save for one incident, no one was weird or had an axe to grind, which was a totally legitimate fear on my part considering I was voted third most likely to be plotting the death of everyone in my school. I

n fact, everyone was quite nice and working in real estate in Denver. But some things never change: the hottest girl in school was still hot, and my friends were still the life of the party.

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Posted on September 4, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »Ikea

ikea kitchenOh those Swedes. It's so nice that a company like Ikea exists with such good design and consumer principles. It's hard to imagine the world before Ikea – ugly furniture, tons of money.

Again: Oh those Swedes! How I love them. Even a trip to the store, crowded with the public, only gets to me after a few hours because speculating about the possibilities for your apartment is too much fun to notice the crowds.

We may possibly be using their services for our new kitchen from demolition to installation, talk to me at the end of the process and I will let you know if I still sing their praises.

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Posted on August 28, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »Ren Faire

ren faireThe day we go to the Ren Faire is one I count the days until every year. And every year is a different adventure. Highlights from this year? A 500 pound toothless Friar Tuck trying to sell me on applying for the “wet chemise” contest, assuring me not to worry – “the big girls go first, you have a chance of winning”.

Stacy being asked (out of the blue) by a man easily into his fifties to come home with him, that he owns his own home, is a good man, puts the toilet seat down and has a good job –in direct contradiction to the fact he was selling tickets to his knife throwing show while sporting a pair of purple crushed velour tights.

And speaking of velour – it is everywhere. The faire begins with your first mead near M'ladies Panties shoppe, followed by a performance of some kind at the Cock and Bull, then some knife throwing, crap buying, archery, tarot readings down Mystic Way, and a portrait in costume that is the best souvenir money can buy.

Lots of walking, drinking, eating, and laughing in between. In all, one of the best days of the year!

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Posted on August 21, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »Go to the Theater

movie theaterWe recently saw Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Man's Chest and realized it had been entirely too long since we had seen a movie in the theater.

I forgot all the good things about the experience (big screen, shared audience enthusiasm, huge coca colas, fake butter, and good sound quality) and was spared some of the bad things (obnoxious neighbors, stomach ache from said fake butter and huge coca colas, spending money for something terrible) but still had to endure the unending ads (although I love the trailers part).

It would seem I am not the only one that has been staying away from the theaters lately, the whole industry has been in a panic for years, so throw the poor movie industry a bone and see a movie in a theater – maybe someone will join us to see The Descent or Snakes on a Plane?

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Posted on August 14, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »Hiking

hiking hoorayEven though the two phrases “The hiker's bodies were found…” and “The hikers found the bodies…” always ringing in my head as we start out, hiking is one of the most relaxing and rejuvenating activities.

Whether you need a rest from the city, or work, or any stress at all, I suggest finding a state park and getting into the wilderness with a friend.

Just be sure to grab a map and keep yourself on course, because relaxing can turn into annoying, which can turn into panic if you get lost. Just trust me on that one. Jim and I use this website for choosing places to go in NY. Hooray for hiking!

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Posted on August 7, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »A Yankees Game

yankees gameUnfortunately, the game we saw (along with Tom Hanks, who we were prompted to applaud over and over throughut the game), was a bad one for the Yanks. Bad as in abismal. The final score was 19 – 5.

But it was a pleasant day in the shaded nose bleed section where I had one of the best tasting hot dogs of my life and sat completely comfotable with roughly 54,000 of the general public generally drunk.

I really think going to a Yankees game is something you have to do at least once if you live here.

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Posted on July 31, 2006

Spend a Couple Hours »Boating

boating I had never gone boating before. It never interested me so much except for the romance of the chic rich girls in stripes and capris and the chic rich boys in linen and boat shoes that are always doing it in French movies of the sixties.

But in America, today, it is not exactly upper class chic anymore, still pricey, but more bourgeois which means I met much nicer people on the docks than those that populate my upper crust fantasy.

I grew up land locked and stay land locked in my heart, so it seemed like a very expensive and silly hobby; but when I did it for the first time recently and have to say it is soothing and relaxing and extremely pleasant and now I understand.

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Posted on July 24, 2006