Spend a Couple Hours »Pictoplasma

pictoplasmaI normally reserve recommending an event until I've attended, but Pictoplasma, on Sept 4-6 is a one time deal this year, and I want to give people heads up to get tickets. Tickets are pricey, at 170 per person, but I am going with my graphic team for work and if you too are in the graphic arts, maybe you can convince your company to shell out the dough.

It's a series of lectures, screenings, question and answers, performances, and exhibits based around contemporary character design and art. Speakers include Tim Biskup, David O'Reilly, Philip Hunt of Studio aka, and the artist duo Friends With You.

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Posted on August 18, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »Central Park Zoo

central park zoo polar bearIt's so near, yet I haven't been to the Central Park Zoo since I was a kid. I could only recall the Delacourt Clock so I must have been one hard to?impress little kid, because there's much more to it than it's lovely timepiece.

It's a small place, but packed with wows. We were there in time for the exciting feeding of the seals and some docent info at the penguins and puffins room, where despite myself I had to laugh when a puffin turned its butt to me and sprayed poop. On a cuter note, a tiny baby penguin's beak was peeking out of the rocks getting fed by mama.

Monkey Island is also pretty awesome; a mini haven for baboons toting little babies too. The Rainforest is the largest exhibit, mostly indoor with numerous animals, like tropical birds, just fed boas, toads, poisonous frogs, and bats – which I could just not capture on camera – the legend about vampires might be true after all!

The best part, without a doubt, though was the polar bear, who was swimming in a loop and got so close to the glass that you could imagine running your hands through his fur while taking a nap in the tundra. It was amazing to see an animal so big, so graceful in the water.

Nearby is the Children's Zoo, which is certainly geared towards little kids, hence the name, but it's worth a quick walk through to see llamas, sheep, moo cows, and fatty pigs.

There will be a long line to get in anytime during the summer, and it will be over run by kids (and a few tourists wielding odd tourist street portraits like this) it is their domain after all – we were just there to enjoy a summer Friday and grab a hot dog.

One word of wisdom, though, skip the “onions” – I am apparently not a New Yorker enough to know that hot dog cart “onions” means onions in sickly sweet red sauce.

Still,?I highly recommend the cart eating option as opposed to the Leaping Frog Caf?, an absolute mad house teaming with screaming kids and nannies maneuvering plates of cold fries topped with lumpy chicken fingers. The rest of the zoo, once you get through the line is peaceful and fun even when crowded.

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Posted on August 11, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »Collective Comedy

collective comedy jim sanders brittany hagueFrom this photo of Jim and I attending the last Collective Comedy show, you might be lead to believe that Jim was the funniest guy in the room. Happily though, the room was teaming with people whose entire job is to make you laugh. Brandon, a friend who was once an extra in the legendary rollerblading film Airborne, invited me to the event and started the proceedings off right with a sketch that featured a funny drunk guy, his ex-girlfriend, and Dracula meeting up in the mall.

This underground event, hosted by Amy Schumer, Chuck's niece and former contestant on Last Comic Standing (but don't hold that against her, she's far more charming than her history as a reality show star would suggest) takes place at the Actor's Temple, a darkly lit, real life Temple that lends an air of strange dignity to the proceedings.

The tickets are twenty dollars but this includes all the wine and Genny beer you can drink. This (the free beer) and the huge line ups mean that?seats are in high demand and it is imperative you get there early.

On the night we went, I have to say I laughed more than I expected (you just never know with comedy). Sure, there was lots of material about just having broken up with your boy/girl friend, which is a stand up comedy staple, but there were some real stand out stand ups that night.

Sean O'Connor was pretty adorable and really funny, the kind of jolly kid that could be a girl's best friend in Junior High. Eric Andre, who you can now see in the Shining parody Verizon commercial, raunched things up a bit, but did so in a way that made everyone roar with laughter. Craig Baldo, a guy that unlike O'Connor, I could not really see myself getting along with in real life, was admittedly very funny and had one of the best bits of the night with his analysis of the classic Rupert Holmes song, Escape (The Pina Colada Song).

Plus! Every gay man and straight woman's favorite sexual icon Michael Ian Black was there to read from his new book My Custom Van: And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays that Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face. Which has one chapter titled “What I Would Be Thinking If I Were Billy Joel Driving to a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Was Going to Be a Piano”. But instead of reading from that he gave the horny crowd what they really wanted and read “How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?”.

There were a few misses, Joe Derosa getting mad at Sex and the City and people who read books really wasn't my thing at all and Esther Ku's raunch fell pretty flat but to each his own, you know.

The next event is August 7th at 7:30 and I hope to make it. The line up includes:

Doug Benson (Last Comic, Comedy Central, The Marijuana-logues)
Tom Shillue (Comedy Central, Conan O'Brien)
Jessica Kirson (HBO, Comedy Central, Last Comic)
Lisa Kaplan
The Hazzards
plus “New Friends” with Brandon Snider, Maggie Champagne and Brian Bannan
and more

Maybe I'll see you there.

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Posted on August 4, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »Mitsuwa Marketplace

mitsuwa marketMitsuwa Market is a Japanese mall in Edgewater, NJ with an impressive food court,?market and shops. We started, of course, with the food court where I was stopped in my tracks by the tempting offer of spicy cod roe over udon (which I ordered cold). Laura and Shaun meanwhile stood in the long line for ramen and got us a bowl of salt broth ramen. A plate of gyoza was split and Mont Blanc cake for dessert.

Every morsel was incredible. The mild cod roe dish was my favorite but Mike also faired extremely well with his spicy pork and kimchee that he let me try. The filling and creamy ramen was also note worthy and delicious. I'd recommend all three dishes, but if you're more of a visual person, all the menu options are available in plastic form to insure no surprises.

The Mont Blanc was a bit surprising though. It's topping made of red bean paste rather than the french meringue. Mike opted for the cream and bean cakes, hot filled pastries with oddball images on the crusts.

After he had our fill in the food court we strolled a few of the other shops. First was a book store filled with strange and intriguing book covers I couldn't understand. Not just the language, either. I mean, what kind of story calls for a photograph of some roasted chicken and an anime child in a rabbit suit on it? Next door was a store crammed with expensive weird Japanesey stuff. We were tempted but passed on some sweet Totoro stuffed animals there.

We had less will power in the market place where we all managed to fill Mike's trunk. I got some roe, regret not getting octopus sashimi, found a sake we enjoyed at Zenkichi (called Watatake), grabbed a bottle of bright red Sochu, some fancy beers, some cute candies, some Ponzu sauce, red pepper seasoning, and my favorite (hard to find) Hot and Sour Egg Flower Soup Mix. Phew.

The great thing is even if you don't have a car, you can still get to the market from the city via bus. Information here.

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Posted on July 28, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »Cyclones Game

brooklyn cyclones keyspan parkGoing to a Brooklyn Cyclones game is a dream finally realized after wanting to go since I moved here. Prepare for crowds, and up close action. There doesn't seem to be a bad seat in the stadium, though the $9 bleachers without backs might be a bit uncomfortable. Unlike a Yankees game, where you have to spend an arm and a leg to even remotely make out the players faces, we could almost count the blades of grass. With the old parachute ride in front of us, the actual Cyclone and Coney Island in the distance, and seagulls overhead, it was a beautiful way to devote a Sunday night to.

The food is, of course, a major part of the experience for me and we all started after a day of near fasting, with a foot long Nathan's and a beer. Later I couldn't resist the pastel allure of cotton candy (see this week's dessert pick) and Jim even went so far as to have a burger and beans as a second course.

Mike let us share his big soft pretzel which he bought as consolation for not finding an egg cream. We misunderstood our neighbor who said there was a smoothie and egg roll stand, not egg cream. But seriously smoothies and egg rolls? They just don't go together in my mind and a Brooklyn based team might just want to look into offering the local specialty of egg creams.

The game itself was fairly uneventful. We won. The players were cute, with smaller fannies than major leaguers.

The real kicker of the night was in the oddities and special events like the vintage car show, Jewish heritage night complete with an on field dance and jerseys in Hebrew, contests that pitched audience members against one another and the Nathan's hot dog race, where three men in hot dog costumes resembling vaginas stage a mock race on the field. Ketchup won because relish and mustard couldn't keep their hands off one another and began to dance. Yeah, it was weird. (and I apologize for there being no photos, but my camera battery died early on)

None of these compare to the entertainment of Sandy the Seagull and Peewee?- the mascots, and particularly the mind blowing King Henry and loud mouth Jay who really ran the entertainment side of things by yelling. We found out King Henry runs an entertainment business (creepy) and even has his own show. Jay, well he really just yells throughout the game, maybe does a few moves he picked up at a Staten Island night club, and occasionally throws stuff to the screaming eager audience – mostly tee shirts, but once (I swear) packaged Applebees quesadillas (which he described in a horse shriek as chickeniny) Jim is completely obsessed with the man.

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Posted on July 21, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »Madagascar, Butterfly Pavilion Etc at The Bronx Zoo

bronx zoo monarch butterfly pavilionThe Bronx Zoo is such a massive place, constantly offering new special exhibits, that no two trips are the same. We went a few years ago on a mellow, chilly late fall day and my recent trip in the dead heat of Summer was completely different.

One of the first places we went where I had never been was The Butterfly Pavilion. I shouldn't have been so surprised but I was astonished by the number of bright, beautiful butterflies there were circling our heads and floating through the flowers. It was a well worth while excursion that was giggle inducing.

We also saw the new much hyped Madagascar exhibit that featured Lemurs of all sorts, huge crocodiles, hissing cockroaches, and more.

Other animals that I had missed on the last trip and was thrilled to see were these bright colored jungle birds, the regal looking baboons, and this wild looking owl like bird. Also new: an odd theme park like installation for kids where they finally get to experience every kid's dream: sitting on a poacher's truck.

While it is certainly crowded in the Summer time, and lines can get long for entrance and certain exhibits (we opted out of the dreary looking one for Gorilla Mountain), it's also nice to see so many people out and about fawning over cute monkeys and enjoying the park with their kids (who had a lot of good fashion on – I snapped some photos of those too).

Well, up to a point at least. Three and a half hours of the public is about my limit.

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Posted on July 14, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »Wario Ware Smooth Moves

wario ware smooth movesWario Ware: Smooth Moves is one of the most fun video games ever, not only to play, but to watch someone else play–which is pretty rare. Nintendo is in full blown Japanese weirdo mode with tons of 5 second mini games.

Using different Wii controller positions like “the waiter” and “the umbrella” you rapidly work your way through mini games like: pushing someone down, pulling a nose hair, sawing a log, etc. The quick games come at you rapid fire, with no indication of what's next.

Once you complete a level, a slightly longer final game must be mastered before you can move on. These are a bit more complex, like ushering bathers into mens' and womens' bathrooms.

It sounds crazy, I know, and it is. Even the style is wacky. Each mini game looks different, adding another layer of kookiness to the proceedings. Often it looks intentionally old school, badly drawn, or reminiscent of old Nintendo games. Other times it looks like a slick cartoon.

Mike, who is awesome at this, recently opened multi player mode, which I haven't tried yet, but am excited to see.

It's a unique and hilarious game. You will love it.

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Posted on July 7, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »BBQing

dutch oven blueberry cobbler bbqAbsence makes the heart grow fonder. Never has that phrase been more apt than these last several years spent living in New York without outdoor space and hence, no back yard barbecues. In Austin, where we lived for a couple years after college, we'd make burgers and hot dogs all the time on our big shiny gas grill that had a special spot just for baked beans on the left side. Unless you're lucky enough to have a friend with a yard, it's mid summertime when it really hits home that you're missing out on the great American past time of cooking meat over flames.

On a recent weekend trip upstate, my friends and I took full advantage of the great outdoors and the charcoal grill and ate like kings. Beer, chips, salsa, guacamole, honey goat cheese, smoked mozzarella and aged gouda from Stew Leonard's; on the grill: corn on the cob, vegetable kebobs, hot dogs and burgers. The hot dogs were insane. One of the best things I have eaten all year–it's so easy to forget the difference cooking over charcoal flames can make. I'll be thinking about those hot dogs until I'm able to have another which, sadly, might not be for quite a while.

In addition to the traditional BBQ goodies we ate this year, Mike wowed us all with his brand new Dutch Oven (master camp cooker C.W. 'Butch' Welch, better known as CeeDub, refers to it as his “ten inch doo”): a cast iron pot that goes directly onto the coals, much like cowboys used to cook with on the open range. With a few dry and wet ingredients, he made a superb blueberry cobbler which we topped with Grand Union brand “Chocolately Chippy” ice cream. Any fan of outdoor cooking would be wise to get a Dutch Oven for his or her next cook or camp out.

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Posted on June 30, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »Gay Pride Week

gay pride nyc 2008In the next couple weeks there are a ton of Gay Pride events happening in the city:

A rally at Bryant Park: 2 to 6pm on Sunday, June 22nd?

Pridefest (a street fair on Hudson Street between Abingdon Square and West 14th Street): Sunday, June 29th from 11am to 7pm.

The famous March from 5th Avenue and 52nd Street to Christopher and Greenwich: Sunday, June 29th from noon to whenever; a moment of silence is held at 2pm.

Dance at the Pier, at Pier 54 on 13th Street at the West Side Highway: Sunday, June 29th from 4 to 10:30pm. There will be fireworks!

All events are free except for the Pier Dance which costs $55 per person when purchased from June 1st to June 28; $75 when bought at the door.

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Posted on June 22, 2008

Spend a Couple Hours »Nueue and Rococo

rococo cooper hewittCooper Hewitt's latest exhibition delves into the world of Rococo. The work ranges from the 1700's, when the style was originated with beauiful silver pieces and drawings and shows the influence of the style through the ages.

The last decade has produced much that nods to the decadent rococo stylings. A lovely 2003 radiator by Joris Laarman is a great example. The art nouveau period is also covered with some exquisite jewelry and posters.

Rococo: The Continuing Curve is interesting and tries to cover a lot of ground but feels a bit skimpy becuase it's spread so thin. For example, only two of the great rock posters from the sixties that use the extravagent rococo style are on display, where the space and the mind beg for more.

Still, it's worth checking out and even more so if you add to it a trip to the nearby Neue Gallery where the equally skimpy Klimt exhibit offers a few of his awe inspiring paintings such as Pale Face and Hope II and many, many nude sketches.

The most interesting part of the exhibit was the information about the Floge Sisters, who designed his robes and the other amazing garments that are pictured in the Wiener Werkstatte jewelry exhibit on the first floor.

And of course, the Sabarsky Cafe is always a must.

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Posted on June 16, 2008