I always thought this was a Tammy Wynette song, well shame on me, because a little lady named Jeannie C. Riley actually made this country cross-over hit a wild success (the first female to top the pop and country charts).
The lyrics make a strong statement against hypocracy through the eyes of a kid whose scandalous single mom gets called out for “wearing your dresses way too high” and “drinking and a-runnin' 'round with men and going wild” by the local PTA (who have a few things to be ashamed of themselves). The song inspired a film and TV show starring Barbara Eden.
I never would have thought the 
No one wins in 
(First Music I Bought With My Own Money) 
There seemed to be a trend in the late seventies where male singers sounded strangely female in disco anthems. 
I thought I knew depressing songs and had several to choose from when compiling this list, but I made a last minute change to this 
Not only is the man's name Oran Juice, and this song is catchy and fun, but the (possibly improvised) spoken part at the end is the most awesomest thing ever. Please to enjoy (but download the song to get the full affect of his smoooove voice–
Who would of thought that Jim has a soft spot for computer aided dance anthems from the 80s? Well, believe it, and 
One of 