Songs »Living Dead Girl

Living Dead GirlThere are so many obscure horror movie references, some of which I haven't even seen (Lady Frankenstein, The Last House on the Left, Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine, Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS) in Living Dead Girl, the Rob Zombie hit from his first solo album Hellbilly Deluxe, that even Jim, who abhors the man as a filmmaker, has have to give him his due for shear passion and encyclopedic horror movie knowledge. Even the video, directed by Zombie and Joseph Kahn pays homage to The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari; a further display of Zombie's movie madness.

I love this song with abandon, it's one of those that, no matter where or when, I turn up really loud and rock out to like the psychobilly I certainly am not.

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Posted on October 29, 2007

Songs »Still the Same

Still the Same Bob SegerWow! Having never, to my knowledge, known what Seger looked like, I pictured him to look, frankly, pretty lame (the image fit with Like a Rock”). I imagined he already looked like an aging rock star at 33–but I was so wrong. And while he sure looks like an aging rock star now, in the video of him singing this song, he's a pretty picture of flat bed truck love making and even looks like he'd cuddle as the sun rose in a haze of bourbon and long hair.

This classic, which he penned in 1978, was a reaction to the high risk lifestyle Seger encountered his first time on the West Coast, a lifestyle represented by high stakes gambling in the lyrics. It still resonates with listeners today, including one youtube commenter who says “This song is my ex-wife the gambling addict”.
Rod Stewart made the song his own later. He's like a disease.

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Posted on October 22, 2007

Songs »I Want Your (Hands on Me)

Sinead O'Connor I want your hands on me Could this really be angry old Sinead O'Connor? She always seemed so cranky that it's hard to imagine her with such carnal passions. It was, at least, a surprise to me at age ten when I was introduced to and fell in love with this song from (surprise, surprise): A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.

In case your memories of this classic aren't quite as clear as mine, the song is featured in the scene where the big haired girl from Just the Ten of Us (which also starred Freddy's original nemesis, Heather Langenkamp) is working out, prepping her guns for the big show down with Freddy when he appears and promptly turns her into a cockroach then puts her in a roach motel “No Vacancies!!”

Again, I can't imagine that this is where O'Connor envisioned this song gaining popularity, but who knows. It comes off her pre-Nothing Compares To You smash album Lion and the Cobra which was recorded when the troubled lass was only twenty years old. There's also a version featuring MC Lyte, remember her? Well, she just comes in about half way through the song as if she wandered into the wrong place at the wrong time–stick with the original.

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Posted on October 15, 2007

Songs »Twenty Four Hours From Tulsa

Gene Pitney 24 Hours from Tulsa I hate to be the one to tell Gene this, but I think he just gave up his home and loved one for a prostitute.

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Posted on October 8, 2007

Songs »Los Angeles

Los Angeles X This song comes from this influential punk/rockabilly band's first album, also named Los Angeles, which was produced by The Doors' Ray Manzarek (they even cover the Doors song Soul Kitchen). It's loud, it's energetic, it's dark, it's catchy and with the charismatic intertwining of then husband and wife John Doe and Exene Cervenka, it's awesome. Reportedly this was written by Doe and Cervenka about a girl they knew who was racist and generally unliked.

While this song is likely their most famous, they never really gained a mainstream fan base like a lot of the bands they inspired. Still, their name is synonymous with the the west coast punk scene, and is widely considered one of the best albums of all time. Both Cervenka and Doe are still creatively active, she as a spoken word and collage artist and mother to this week's hunk's child; he as an actor (he was Julianne Moore's husband in Boogie Nights) and a solo musician.

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Posted on October 1, 2007

Songs »The Buffy Theme

Buffy the Vampire slayer Theme by The Breeders The Deal girls must be big Buffy fans just like me, you can really feel their passion for the trials and tribulations of Sunnydale's hero in this fast and furious cover of the theme song. The original version, by Nerf Herder, was chosen after Joss Whedon was disappointed in the professional theme songs he was offered and Alison Hannigan suggested he listen to the band. Play it loud before you watch this weeks' bonus TV pick, Without a Trace, maybe it will lull you into the delusion that you're about to see a clever, well written, exceptionally awesome show starring James Marsters, instead of a formulaic, under the radar procedural that isn't the one with Mandy Patinkin.

It's also good for playing loud at parties like I always make Shaun do, because, sorry Shaun–it's some of the only music he owns you can dance to. And dance we do, recalling all the demons, the tears, the heartbreak, and the awesomeness; only to remember that it's all over once the dancing's done.

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Posted on September 24, 2007

Songs »Sex in the Kitchen

Sex in the kitchen r jellyI was racking my brain for a good food song, when bam! it hit me in the kitchen. I wasn't doing anything remotely sexy “by the buttered rooooolls” when it popped in my head, just pouring myself some clamato juice, but once the songs starts, even in your mind, you never want it to stop. I, of course, cannot condone any of the filthy illegal actions this man may be responsible for (his trial starts this week) but in his music, there's an admirable insanity and a really odd sincerity combined with an unsophisticated hilarity that's unsurpassed and just fills me with joy. I think the lyrics of this awesome song should entice you to listen even if you think I'm as crazy as he is for being a fan…

Girl you're in the kitchen/
Cooking me a meal/
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel/
Walk around in your t-shirt/
Nothing else on/
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone/
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes/
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thing i want/

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove/
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls/
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes/
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed/
How would you like it, baby/
(How would you like that?)/
Tell me right now pretty baby/
(Hey man, I'm gonna call you back)/
Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe/
I'm sayin to myself she better go put on some clothes/
Tickling and teasing/
Doing that little dance/
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain/Girl I'm ready to toss your salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!
While I'm making love, girl I'll be feasting/

Girl you're in the kitchen/
Sweating up a storm/
The oven's on 500/
So you know the kitchen's warm/
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind/
Cause here we are still in this kitchen/
Doing it for the third time…

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Posted on September 17, 2007

Songs »Vulture Shark Sculpture Park

vulture shark sculpture park mc paul barmanMC Paul Barman was a Brown student when we were attending RISD, and he became a kind of cult hero when his home recorded cassette tapes made the rounds, the kind of guy I could impress people by recalling the few times we met or hung out.

Later, the larger world took notice, specifically the larger world of Prince Paul, who produced Barman's first release, and he became a local celebrity no more, but a real live famous person. Somewhere in the piles of stuff we have, some still in boxes, I think I still have his original cassette tape, with a song my friends and I loved on it with the lyric “I make the girls Cy like Twombly“. That's the kind of smart nerd rhyming that has set him apart from other white rappers.?/p>

Alas, I can't find that tape right now, and the name of that song is lost to me at the moment, but this one from his Paullelujuh! album is equally odd and entertaining. Not everyone is a fan, there are some funny reviews from guys that expected him to sound like Gravediggaz or De La Soul (other Prince Paul projects) and were really, really disappointed. Basically, take a look at the guy and imagine him rapping and that's pretty much exactly how he sounds.?/p>

Now imagine lyrics like this:
“It was time to copulate but we didn't want to populate/
So my bold groin reached for my gold coin proooophylactic/
I unwrapped it, you can't know how I felt/
It wasn't a gold coin condom, it was chocolate Chanukah gelt/
The white part crumbled on her tummy and the rest began to melt/
Foiled again….. “
And this:
“My pissed off Jabrowski/
Turned three colors like Christov Krislowski”
Sounds fun, right?

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Posted on September 10, 2007

Songs »In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

in a gadd da vida iron butterflyThere's some disagreement as to how In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida got its non sense title, but all histories tell of one person or another being either drunk or on LSD and either mishearing or missaying “in the garden of eden (or venus)”. Of course the how of this song is not as significant as its influence. This composition by Iron Butterfly is considered to be one of the first heavy metal singles which ignited the sounds of Led Zeppelin. The album version is seventeen minutes long, so if you've only heard it on the radio, you've probably only heard a small portion. This song is used in many movies and TV shows, but never as powerfully as this weeks movie pick, Manhunter. (Don't watch this link if you haven't seen the movie!! – But do rent it)

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Posted on September 3, 2007

Songs »I Wanna Be Like You

i wanna be like you jungle bookI very nearly recommended the entire Jungle Book album, never having thought that would be possible for a Disney movie soundtrack, and it's not entirely. Like many things made for children, there's a limit and a full length album exceeds it. Of course, you're welcome to judge for yourself. There are some nice musical pieces by George Bruns and the popular Bare Necessities, but this song, performed in the movie by the ape King Louis, is the cream of the crop. Louis Prima already had a legacy as a Vegas performer when he teamed with Phil Harris for this rousing Sherman Brothers penned song. Please, please note that I'm NOT recommending the Smash Mouth version in Jungle Book 2.

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Posted on August 27, 2007