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Hilarious New MagazineIf anybody downloaded the PDF of The Conservative Teen, please let me know. I really want to read the article about “Ronald Reagan: Our First Black President?” and “Why Abstinence Works & How It Can Work for You!”
In the face of much mockery, the site seems to have been taken down. Sad face.
Ohmygosh!If you get off on wiggles, you may want to watch this Rainbow Sponge infomercial in private.
Chickens Are Easy to HypnotizeI’ve said for years that I could listen to Werner Herzog talk about anything for hours… Much to my surprise and delight, listening to Werner Herzog talk about anything has become an Internet trend!
The latest? He discusses the amazing stupidity of chickens.
If you are craving more Werner, try one of our favorites: Burden of Dreams or the short doc Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe.
French Vogue PromoWho would have thought that the French Vogue editor would have such a great sense of humor and devotion to doing a Wham! parody with such conviction?
Anna Wintour wouldn’t be caught dead (and is less charming for it).
I also might be partial because I love this song and was even George Michael from the same video for Halloween a few years back.
Quotable RI News StoryThanks, Jo for linking to this exclusive news story about an unknown scary creature. Oh, Rhode Island – “I grabbed her by the ass”!
Beautiful Pizza PoetryIf you’re trying to get your son into poetry and ee cummings isn’t doing it, try a classic Timothy Jefferson.
Perhaps To Leonardo, With Love – the most touching poem to use the phrase “villainous neck” and “Remember that time we ate pizza?” that I have had the honor of reading.
FAILJetpacks haven’t been this funny since Arrested Development. “It starts right now!”
People screamed in terror, viral videos were analyzed, albums got the literary treatment, toddlers made bad movies and got drunk as did a Christmas storyteller… and how we laughed at it all!
1. Baby Trashes Bar in Las Palmas
3. Nightmares Fear Factory Gallery
6. Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of “Fast Five”

on Funny or DieIt’s been a long time since I first recommended the Derek Waters’ Drunk History videos.
The series is getting lots of new attention with their latest entry, a laugh out loud, drunken telling of Twas The Night Before Christmas starring hunk of the moment, Ryan Gosling (who I might add, I crushed on way before it was cool when he starred in the High School on the seas show, Breaker High).
I’ve also been getting caught up with other videos in the series including the story of Tesla and Edison starring John C. Rielly and Crispin Glover.
My only issue with these awesome videos? Way too much vomit!! I have to cover my eyes. (The Christmas one, thankfully is puke free).