Hunks »River Phoenix

Childhood Heart Throb Lost

After Stand By Me came out, to which my sister and I sobbed uncontrollably at with every viewing during the epilogue, River Phoenix officially became my second beloved heart throb. The first being Corey Feldman, who even people who find his has been realty TV career and excruciating impersonations to be awful, have to admit he was pretty darn charming in, especially for a seven year old girl with a soft spot for smart asses.

But Phoenix was something different. More serious, more brooding, and he quickly overshadowed Feldman (who also stars in Stand By Me) with his kind and deep soul, a kindness and deepness, I have to admit was lost to me as a kid when he was pudgier in The Explorers, where I failed to begin my crush on him.

Of course as well all know Phoenix met his untimely death far too early, just as he was really beginning to shine as a talented actor. His best role, in my opinion was My Own Private Idaho, which hinted at the kind of unique choices he would have been likely to make later in his career.

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Posted on May 9, 2010

Hunks »Franco Nero

Italian Actor

Aside from Camelot, which I only have the vaguest recollections of as a child, I don’t believe I’ve seen a single frame of any Franco Nero film, but one look at his steely heart stopping gaze has made me a gigantic fan. I might even stoop to watch some old westerns to get an eye full. Aside from his Italian acting career, he has been married to the lovely Vanessa Redgrave not once but twice.

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Posted on April 25, 2010

Hunks »Edward Woodward and Patrick Mower

Callan’s Men

This week’s TV pick, Callan is packed with British manliness and Edward Woodward and Patrick Mower are among the most dashing examples. Woodward might be more familiar to you from the show The Equalizer which, I have to admit, I’ve never actually seen.

Mower is less well known having made a career in Britain as television spies or detectives with his squished in nose (a feature that always drives me wild – see Noel Fielding or Joaquin Phoenix).


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Posted on April 18, 2010

Hunks »David Rappaport

Wizard and Time Bandit

David Warner wasn’t the only hunk to emerge from my recent review of Time Bandits. I distinctly remember developing quite the crush on David Rappaport, leader of the rogue time travelers. While this was most likely his most famous role, he also starred in a series called The Wizard, that after looking up on the very in-depth fan site, does tickle some long past memories for me.

I’m also fairly certain (though could find nothing to corroborate) that he starred in an unaired pilot based on the Mongo detective novels by George C. Chesbro.

I was absolutely distraught and dismayed to learn that he killed himself a while back after a long battle with depression.

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Posted on April 11, 2010

Hunks »David Warner

Elegant and Sinister Character Actor

Just like this week’s dessert (Peeps), I’m righting a wrong by adding David Warner to my list of hunks. He’s such an obvious love of mine that I simply took it for granted that I had mentioned him here before. The veteran actor, often sinisterly cast, boasts a great career of character roles including Jack the Ripper (Time After Time), Evil (Time Bandits), and Master Control Program in Tron.

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Posted on April 4, 2010

Hunks »Titus Welliver

Steely Eyed Heavy

I adored Titus Welliver as Silas on Deadwood, and was thrilled when he showed up as the man in black on Lost (whose casting team seems intent on featuring nearly all of Deadwood’s key actors – will the final episode star Ian McShane? That would be awesome). Last week’s episode dedicated to the telling of Richard’s story allowed more screen time for the now silvery haired and dreamily steely gazed hunk.

I hope more appearances on Lost are to follow, because as much as I love the guy I’m simply not willing to tune into The Good Wife.

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Posted on March 28, 2010

Hunks »Nick Offerman

Manly Sitcom Star

Sometimes I feel like the lone defender of Parks and Recreation, the good hearted comedy (in a genuine way – not the schmaltzy, after school special style of the increasingly annoying Community way) that gets better with each viewing. One of the highlights of watching every week is the surprisingly hunky libertarian moustached manly man, Ron Swanson played with dimple smirked charm by Nick Offerman.

Also known as Mr Mullally, the two were photographed in the buff recently for New York Magazine. It made my day. With a career of improv behind him, his more public roles have been few and sometimes questionable (see plumber role on King of Queens) but, to his credit, he’s still surprisingly boyishly and devilishly good looking without the mustache – which is not always the case with facial haired men.

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Posted on March 21, 2010

Hunks »Jeff Bridges

The Dude Wins

Who in their right mind couldn’t be happy for the Oscar being presented to Jeff Bridges, one of Hollywood’s most affable and charming good guys. From his first on-screen role as the small town teen in the wonderful Last Picture Show, to the form fitting video arcade gear in Tron (the sequel to which he will star in soon), from his alien ways in Starman to his dazzling redemption in Fisher King, there’s plenty in his career to make us love him.

After all, and perhaps most importantly, this is the Dude we’re talking about here. A certifiable popular culture icon who abides and always knows when new shit has come to light; without that performance by Bridges, the world just wouldn’t be the same.

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Posted on March 14, 2010

Hunks »Bixby Key Fedderly

Cutest Little Guy in the World

What? You’ve never heard of Bixby Key Fedderly… you are so last week! This handsome little fella, 7 lbs and 11 ounces, 20.5 inches long, born Saturday Feb 27th at 5:21pm is my brand new, perfect nephew. He’s got the softest chubby cheeks in the world and is totally chill.

I am so proud of my sister who (sans epidural) had the little guy out within just a few hours at the hospital. I plan to be the greatest auntie in the world!!

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Posted on February 28, 2010

Hunks »Paterson Joseph

The Marquis

Unless you indulge in as much BBC programming as I do, the lovely face of Paterson Joseph may not be entirely familiar to you – but let me tell you, he’s about as ubiquitous across the pond as this guy is stateside. Trial and Retribution, Peep Show, Dr Who, Murphy’s Law, Waking the Dead, and now even the No 1 Ladies Detective Agency!

Jim and I always refer to him as the Marquis, after his role in Neverwhere, which introduced us to the debonair thespian.

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Posted on February 14, 2010